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crucifixes...
Finally, you got two knights drunk
Forgive me, sire. I will change my will
..let us imagine you were to pass away.
Wake up!
but nothing on the appointment, no.
No, that tall fellow with no ears.
Someone like you go to Hell? Never! Never!
— don't try to get out of it. — No, no. Certainly not.
I then name thee Archbishop of Canterbury
What? The Archbishop not yet arrived?
"May you be turned orange
whose bottom I smacked
And your mission?
Well, yes.
# The sound of hoofbeats cross the glade
The Archbishop of Canterbury, My Lord.
where Satan belches fire
Out of my way!
That's impossible. He's the Archbishop of Canterbury!
I'm tired and weary. You may leave.
Really?
(Edmund) Now, Baldrick, what news?
I appoint to the Holy See of Canterbury
— Ya—ah—h! — Ya—a—ah!
Rumour has it, My Lord, the King wants to choose Prince Harry.
Um, are you off to France, Percy?
I would hate to see you murdered before your investiture.
He rushed towards the Archbishop, head bowed,
to pass away the idle hours till your recovery...
Archbishop, we salute thee!
"Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?”
(Cracked falsetto) Er, no, Sister. More's the pity!
The King's hired killer?
May your filthy soul be prepared for Hell, my son.
which is a pardon for anything:
where the air is pungent with the aroma of roasted behinds.
Fat chance!
And so the King was after his blood.
Let's try to sort this out in words of one syllable, shall we?