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You want to try it from the top?
They're taking him to emergency surgery right now.
Drilling holes in his head is not the answer.
ANNE DIED MOST BIZARRELY.
Well, we have no choice.
This is my dad.
-You got it? -Yeah.
You're upset about losing the whales, aren't you?
-to talk to whales? -lt's possible.
There seems to be no way we can answer this probe.
l'll find you.
lt would be impossible to discuss this subject
-Engage reserve power. -Aye, sir.
Uhura, scan for the whales. 401 megahertz.
we simply don't have enough money
Damn it. Damn it. We've been so lucky.
Get out of the way. Hit the deck.
-the same way we brought you up... -Admiral, they're gone.
UAV PLEASE!!!
The probe.
That's outrageous!
"SMOKING HOT COCK", COMPUTER
-of inspection... -Professor Scott,
-There must be an alternative. -There is one possibility,
Now put away your butcher knives and let me save this patient
or to tell you how much you've meant to us.
Here it comes now.
but he's not exactly working on all thrusters.
Could you tell me where the sandwich wessels are?
Dialysis?
-Fully functional? -Fully functional.
When you pull the plug on someone's server....
Do it.
The probe's transmissions are the songs sung by whales.
They have sacrificed their futures because they believed
-The truth? -I'm all ears.
What is our condition?
What were the principal historical events on Earth
Quite right, Mr Spock. Engage cloaking device, Mr Chekov.
Our mission? Spock, you're talking about the end of every life on Earth.
Sorry, sir.
I was born there.
"Commander Pavel Chekov. Starfleet. United Federation of Planets."
Come on, why don't you let me give you a lift?
-Or should I just punch up "clear"? -No.
We're having a power fall-off.
who decided on a name for our captured Klingon vessel.
You mind telling me how we plan to convert this tank?
Perhaps the professor could use your computer.
I'm here to bring two humpbacks into the 23rd century.
attempt to trace these whale songs to their source.
-the whales get shipped out. -Noon tomorrow?
The artery must be repaired.
A joke is a story with a humerous climax
Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
Him? He's harmless.
Live long and prosper, my son.
My God. What is this, the Dark Ages?
Kirk was secretly developing the Genesis Torpedo,
the novels of Harold Robbins.
Yes, Chief, we're tracking that, too. What do you make of it?
Now all we have to do is get the whales out of here before we sink!
My response to phone solicitors.
Admiral, you'll be trapped.
Condition report, Spock.
"double dumbass on you," and so forth.
"Our Own World Is Waiting For Us To Save It. If We Can."
Stay here. I'll be back.
Not now, Madeline!
-How do you know this? -Simple logic.
You pompous ass!
Mr Ambassador, with all respect, the council's deliberations are over.
I would accept that as an axiom.
They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales.
Transparent Aluminum? That's the ticket, laddie.
Admiral, this is strange. The song is directly ahead.
Come on, Chekov. Wake up.
Negative. Humpbacks were indigenous to Earth, Earth of the past.
We could attempt to find some humpback whales.
Look!
Do not approach Earth.
that's why I work with whales.
I'm going to block you!
We will beam in tonight, collect the photons, and beam out.
the theft of a Klingon vessel, see now the real plot and intentions.
-Did you find it? -Yes. Under U.S. Government.
I'm so happy for you, I can't tell you.
What is it? I thought I told you never to call me.
Professor Scott, I'm Dr Nichols, the plant manager.
Save your energy, save yourself. Avoid Center Point at all costs
WEEK K, STOP THE MINE THE WAY DISC, THE ONE WITH
-With pleasure. -Well, that's different.
Klingon mummification glyph.