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Hang up the phone.
Please, Mom, just keep them away from me.
Speaking of tax evasion............. Cohen, Manafort and POTUS
- The same bust! - You making too much money!
He didn't see me.
No 40s, no chronic.
- Son of a bitch! - Trey!
Somebody will call you later tonight.
Yeah. I'm free on Monday nights...
No shit.
I go downtown, right, to take a girl out, show her the sights.
She don't live here. She lives in the Bronx.
The defendant is hereby ordered to surrender his passport to this court.
and i ate it
I'll get that silver-spoon motherfucker and I'm gonna get him my own way.
- Go, goddamn it! - You got me out here with no fucking...
The whole eastside, hold me down like Whoa
We're not done, hold me down like Whoa
- Wonder what the market did today. - How the fuck should I know?
Los Ether
Fuck you, too, cornbread.
- No. No, we're fine. We're fine, okay? - So embarrassing.
One hundred percent solid?
- You first. That's nasty. - What? Sit down.
they must've been hell on you.
You better get off me! Get off me!
I never met the lil nigga either, stop pointing that Glock This 11 year old kid Charles Brian you don't know?
Galleywood... Galleywood I like them
Hang up the phone.
- What's in it for me? - What you need?
YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SUCK HUNTER!
Anytime anywhere
Look.
Look, it's just the two of us here.
Solid info?
When your boss is secretly trying to tell you he thinks you’re either too ugly or too stupid
Yeah, you the man! You the man, Shaft!
- Play it easy. Play it... Stay with me on this. - Yeah.
Don't make me chase you! You're gonna piss me off!
How bout no covids!
- No! - Your Honor...
what kind of dog you had?
Cleveland is
- Well... - You gave her my mother's jewelry?
You know what I mean, that's my man. Word up. You all right?
Wrong answer! There's a kid lives down the block about 12 years old named Tony.
Maybe I should workshop my foot up your ass. How about that?
Shooting your ass if you don't get out of my face!
Yeah, you sure can.
You enjoying the show?
What's my name!? What, Boy!?
Trust me on this.
Give me your shoes.
I don't fit in down there. People look at me, size me up.
Hey, yo, that's my dog Shaft back there.
and we have an eyewitness.
- I could be trading stocks on the Internet. - Yeah, I could be home watching the Knicks.
Or that boy's gonna poke a hole in something.
It's okay. It's okay!
Crown Heights'. Bed-Stuy! Yeah! Bed-Stuy!
I ain't studying this bullshit. We can settle this right the fuck now!
- Let me put my people on him. - No. Hell no.
- everything 'll be just cool. - Goddamn, Rasaan.
718-555-2473.
No! No, don't!
Today we're gonna get our money's worth.
But this other thing, you can't do for me?
You see Adolf and the Nazi's comin you run for your motherfukkin life, you got that?
He walk once.
I was on my break.
It's all his play up here. He's got about a half dozen apartments.
- Spain? I love Spain. - Maybe Italy.
I never know until I get the postcard. What can I tell you?
- You know him? - Yeah.
who fled the country more than two years ago...
- You ready? - Yeah, let's go.
The...
When you Go to the bahtrom
I heard you need a job. But this?
I bet you thought I was sneaking back in.
Give us our fucking money! We'll kill you!
Nothing.
Tiger Woo
as he flew into Westchester County Airport tonight.
When you have USC over Colorado
Freeze mofo before I bust a cap in your dome!
- I'm scared to death. - Hey, look, you're gonna be fine.
- The Iceman goeth. - Goeth for a long time.
What? What?
and he poked holes in it.
- How'd I sound? - How'd you sound?
- Peoples, let me live. Let me keep that ice. - No.
- What the fuck y'all doing? - Rasaan, shut the fuck up and drive!
Blood. What blood?
Your back, Shaft's back. You know.
Refresh my memory.
he's got his drawers stuffed with jewelry and he asks me:
Lawyers? Lawyers are for punetas.
We can't risk the possibility...
What are you doing?
No, Rasaan. Palmieri.