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What the fuck you looking at me like that for, anyway?
A Boston creme.
Police!
- Hey! Hey! - Damn, why you always up on my woman?
Mano-a-mano. Come on. Let's go.
It's my duty to please that booty
Five family, five borough, one love.
Hung up the phone!
Bull's-eye.
It's called habeas corpus, motherfucker.
I got a whole bunch of milk.
After working a job uptown for 28 years...
I know cats that'd take out a whole zip code for that kind of cheese.
- What the fuck is wrong with you? - I'm out. I'm done.
I'm a motherfucking dead man. First to admit it.
- I'm talkin' about Shaft - Then we can dig it
Jerry Crafet! What?
No, no, no black people.
His ass...
- They your enemy. - Hey! Hey!
Yo, Shaft, you got a call. Guy says it's urgent.
I come back later, put this in your ass.
Yo, Luger, what's up with the cornbread?
- What? - Look, it's 40,000.
- Do you ever wanna see me again? - No!
What the hell's he doing here? Tell me it's something good.
- Who lost your rap sheet for you? - You.
- I'm not testifying! - I know. I know.
Fine, fine.
Let's roll.
Oh, pure Notorious P.l.G.
He's playing us. Shaft is playing us.
You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself sent it to you...
But he's 12, and I caught him twice last week running errands for Malik.
You fucking up my car, you pussies!
I talk like this all the time.
So now you're doing Wade's dirty work?
Even if she does surface, she is seriously damaged goods.
- Just leave her be. - Wade threaten her again?
You gotta let go of it, Diane.
Wait a minute! What the fuck is...?
Shoot his ass!
You're Damn Right!
Why is this man stabbing himself? Because he lost his fukkin mind, his little brother caught a Hot One to the Dome
Why don't you sit down, have a seat, relax.
see, i would kill for a 4 day work week.
And the Trey kid turns to him, and he saw him.
I took $50,000, and I disappeared.
I see the black kid, Trey, coming out. He was pissed.
- Hey, fuck you! - Step off, assholes. Get a life, girls.
Lawyers? Lawyers are for punetas.
Man, you're doing a little bit too much of your own product.
Step off, Peoples.
You an interesting motherfuck.
- Do you know who my father is? - No. Do you?
How do I say this?
- Who got you that tryout with the Jets? - You.
I wanna be one of them cats who gets to take pictures...
My bad.
- This trial is gonna... - You don't get it, do you?
- Fifteenth Precinct. - Okay, dog.
Hey Blancò, you look like a fucking duck hunter man!
Where?
- You're looking for Diane? - Got it.
Get down!
Inherited?
- What's up, man? - They don't serve no malt liquor here.
Yeah, he showed up at my house all, like, no tengo dinero, boss.
You ever wanna see me...? You answered that?
Not having done it before is not an excuse.
- What? - It ain't all that.
Yo, Shaft, I like the way you handled that, brah.
- How you doing? - Yeah, I'm having a conversation here.
You detectives and shit, right?
Damn jerk.
- Leave me alone! - Listen to me!
Fuck that bitch!
He doesn't even break stride.
In this neighborhood, I am the motherfucking king snake.
I think we're being tailed.
- How About No #coffee! - Remove That Man.
Freeze mofo before I busy a cap in your dome!
Goddamn.
my client is prepared to post bail.
- You wearing your vest? - No.
and he was hassling Trey from the minute we all walked in the door.
Whatcha say Attorney General Did you hear that Chavin
Yeah, Actually, More-less
You keep coming back, re-up with me nine or 10 times...
Just let it go.