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Everyone who comes near them will smell them...
Merry Christmas to all!
Yes, I'm fine. Thank you, Superman.
For you, Miss Duffy, the first profits from the Space Rats.
- Did so. - Did not.
- Just a look? - Just a look.
- Still can't find Alice? - Oh, well, she left word that she's gone.
- Oh, I want! I want! I want! - Hey, hey, no, no, no.
Well, what are you gonna do?
Well, tell your flying friend we really appreciate it.
All right, Danielle, we'd better get going.
- For crying out loud. Hey, Olsen? - Yes, sir.
Merry Christmas, Superman.
Actually, we were wondering who makes the rats?
That goo inside the rats is a sophisticated, psychotropic, mind-altering drug.
- But you don't love it. - But I like it, a lot.
I don't know.
The last thing I really remember clearly was being near the elevators...
- Lose that rat. - There you go.
Go back to your desk.
Joanne! Joanne!
...smashed out of your mind on the cheapest alcohol known to man.
I broke in to my piggy bank.
Harry Hecklebaum.
No!
Hey, hey, look over there.
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Schott.
Probably faster on me than other people.
Oh, sweetie, I don't have any more bears.
But she's all excited about Christmas, right, Danielle?
My name is Margaret.
- I promise you, the rat is not worth it. - Hey. Hey.
I guess the only one who's immune to this stuff is Superman.
Did you know you have to make stuffing, it doesn't come in the bird?
Well, I have all the rats and you don't have any.
And this.
- I'm in charge of it. - Nice to meet you, Mr. I'm-ln-Charge-Of-lt.
Of course, you do.
Somewhere between a lot and a lot, a lot.
- Are you okay? - I was holding my breath.
...it has lots of potential.
It stinks.
I'm gonna take control and I'm gonna have the Christmas I want.
This is the last Christmas we come to Metropolis to do our Christmas shopping.
- I got your name. - Happy holidays, Jimmy.
I guess they're just too busy.
Where's our toyman and his nasty goo?