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I ain't got no gun, sheriff.
I can imagine you probably don't like to take
Black moms when their kid acting up In the Store
I'm real sorry about this, son.
Course it was.
Wanna know what your boy did?
But I would think coffy would be the first thing you'd make.
Just what I thought.
whoever's workin' with her,
Fever took her, started this last winter.
- Only thing I'm qualified to write about. - What's that?
- I ain't goin' to Red Rock. - Where you goin'?
If you really want all that Domergue Gang bounty money,
not only to you... but your race aswell...
- My brother leds an army of men- - Horse Shit!
As my first and final act as the Sheriff of Red Rock,
You gonna talk that hateful nigger talk,
It took him too long so I done for him.
we still have a long way to go, but hand in hand...
And Chester Charles Smithers,
And when he get's here.
You're about to be murdered in some nigger named
I AIN'T EVER, GOIN OUT IN THAT SHIT, EVER AGAIN, I ALMOST DIED OUT THERE!!
There gonna go back to Red Rock and kill every son of a bitch in that town.
No no no, you got me talkin' politics
You heard me tell this fella' I'm the new sheriff of Red Rock, right?
- I been called worse. - Now that I can believe.
- Who's askin'? - I am.
- May I see 'em? - Of course.
So,
Chapter Three Minnie's Haberdashery
Well old man,
practically a friend.
Ain't love grand. Y'all wanna' lie on the ground and make snow angels together?
Minnie dosen't smoke a pipe.
John Ruth.
All right!
Or would you deny me that too?
I got paperwork on 'em in my pocket.
time's changing slowly... but surely...
And he's gonna have my sister with him,
The way I see it, Senior Bob,
O.B.?
But you cared enough to comment though.
a lyin' bitch, who will do anything...
Beggin' for his life.
But he sure enough led over there dead now, though, ain't he?
and Sweet Dave and whoever else picked this bad luck
This changes things, son.
Was he a goner fer' sure?
I hang you in red Rock, I move on to the next town, I hang someone else there.
Anyway she sent me out here to help Charly, she wants to talk to you.
And don't move 'em.
Little jumpy, ain't you?
All they found was me.
She started lettin' in dogs.
Yeah, your son came up here a few years back.
What brings you in my path, Chris Mannix?
Major Nigger, Smithers wishes you to know
As long aas the bar's Philadelphia I agree.
I damn will guarantee that too.
I suppose this blizzard counts as a stroke of luck as far as you're concerned?
Her paw' was the owner of the breedershit where I brought of my ponies.
And if you shoot this un-armed old man I guarantee
the man is red Rock suppose to pay you is me. The new sherrif.
Everybody get your back sides up against that back wall over yonder.
Goodbye ITG May the farce be with you
lookin' for me and fortune.
why we wouldn't just kill all y'all and cash in?
I don't know some old man.
Yeah it do sound a whole lot like, don't it? But I still haven't done it yet.
He's taking her into Red Rock to be hung.
I ain’t dead yet, you black bastard.
the most precious thing to her in the whole world,
Yeah. When we get to Red Rock.
Hi Minnie!
Yes, all three of us were on that stagecouch out there.
She didn't help it none.
Howdy nigger!
But if you wouldn't mind,
Well hell Ozzy, I guess I ain't never looked at it like that before.
Fella in the wagon.
I knew its
that was a joke.
a letter from Abraham Lincoln wouldn't have that kinda' effect on me.
Yeah, I suppose.
He's absolutely right.
I know the day he died, - do you? - No.
You got that?
Do you consider stew food?
I'll be dogged, you black fella' i know.
After my family sends me to get food
When I elbow you real hard in the face...
The ones you ain't ever heard of no more,
When you open a bottle Of hot sauce
I got to believe in those fifteen extra gang members waitin' it out in Red Rock.
is that Genaral Sanford Smithers I see?
My mother.
with me saving my sister from a hangman's rope?
They're lyin' out back there dead somewhere.
But one of 'em is.
You gotta' very sweet accent, where that from, England?
Nope.
Just like any one of us who'd drank that coffy.
He knew he'd never see his home again. And he wasn't beggin' for his life neither.
Don't you say anything about my daddy,
Well you better shit another pistol out your ass!
- That nigger is- - General Sanford Smithers?
No.
you'd know about the sign usta' hang above the bar.
Wake the fuck up!
to let a little thing like an unconditional surrender get in the way of a good war.
Oh that's interesting.
Dingus
If he did all that, the Cavalry woulda' shot him.
Never mind, you takin' in them three dead bodies
Preparing to attempt replication of a frequency distribution report
The Hangman?
I realize that!
You're gonna' die on this mountain and I'm gonna' fucking laugh when you do!
hot on our asses we tryin' to beat to shelter!
He came out here to the hills of Wyoming,
with your hands where we can see 'em...
And that's when they strike,
- y'all hada' correspondence. - Yes.
Well the whole damn place was just made out of kindling.