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Me with my Genealogy
You know what? Thanks to your attitude we are now a day behind.
Okay, we're going to assume this was a four-incher from the share pile.
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Francis, I let you blow off a lot of things around here...
Mom...
...hole.
Nothing.
Yes, but get a glass.
Oh, man.
But if you think you're ready, my advice is to get it over with quickly.
* My friends *
No... tired.
with an apology or a simple punishment.
Can I have some milk?
* But I've come through *
* Can you repeat the question? *
This...
* We are the champions *
You are good to go in five, four, three, two, one.
Go!
- When am I ever going to use this? - Full range of motion.
Car!
WE'LL START TOMORROW
What am I supposed to do with this?
Now, you said what you said, and we can't change that.
I know.
After my first sip of alcohol
My shoulder muscles are asymmetrical and it pulls my vertebrae out of alignment.
I'm, uh... here...
But let's not make eye contact for a couple weeks.
When my son asks me why eating a plant let him talk to elves
(Moaning Painfully)
Not yet. But he stepped over the line, and I don't think there's any way back.