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I'm never gonna get Jenny back.
Randy.
- Mommy, can I have a piece of pizza? - Maybe later.
Intruder alert! Trespasser!
Okay, why don't you sit down here.
Take it outside! Come on. Come on.
- I have many anchovies for you- - Oh, no! No! Please!
I got 1000 crates of those talking robots, sitting on the dock!
These pads are very important in this jacket.
Oh, by the way, the husbands?
What happened was that he bought it on sale...
Wanna see what he got me for my birthday?
- He needs professional help. - No, he needs...
- Nice meeting you. - I'll call you, Jenny.
Great. Right here is fine.
He gives our son a coat that must cost 500 bucks-
...is gonna watch a marriage of 20 years go down the tube.
What are you doing here?
I don't think I'm out of line. He's been in school, what, two years?
I was so stupid to come here without calling first. What was I thinking?
- Randy, can we just get out of here? - This is something I gotta do.
- Frosty beverage? - Thank you.
Good to see you. You look great. How you been?
Harry!
- Are you crazy? People can see! - Fine. I want them to.
Hey, come on. It can't be that bad. I mean, look at this house.
Honey, I got you some flowers, and I just thought we could talk-
- I can't. - Why not?
And I am not the regular delivery boy.
Now, where is your guy? He's in there, huh?
Well, thanks a lot.
And how would you feel if I said:
- We need immediate x-rays. - It's too late for that!
Please think about coming over to my parents'...
...even you, professional, you refuse me.
I love you!!
- Randy! - What?
Kyoko?
What I could do with you in Rome in two months, Randy.
- Maybe he likes you the way you are. - Yeah, right.
Love...
Come on. Come on. Calm down.
- So, what is this guy doing here? - Well-
Certain dignity. Anything?
I know you're not making this up.
Go ahead.
Hey, look, look. I'll move it. I'll move it.
- A pastrami burrito, nachos alfredo- - Hey!
- Cocktail, Mr. Bodek? - Yeah, why not?
Look, I really- See, I wanna- Look, I gotta get back to work.
This is for me?
I'll open it, I'll help.
Now look, I've been thinking this over.
When I was younger in Japan, I had many boyfriends.
Come on, come on.
You cannot not leave. Wait!
Yes, I felt you knew how to enjoy yourself.
He's getting away!
...there's a little water main that goes right through my goddamn lot.
That's good.
I meet this woman when I deliver pizza for him.
What do you think, Joe? Portable home-security systems.
We fight. We fight, and I hit him to the ground. I bite his ear off.