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You know, you throw a rock into a crowd, that's considered terrorism.
- I don't know if I can. - Jerry, you gotta testify.
Hey, you know, my arm really hurts.
- It's my left arm. I can't swing it. - Oh, no, not the left arm!
- You know Sue Ellen Mischke? - Sue Ellen Mischke?
- No further questions, Your Honour. - You may step down.
I'm thinking of leaving town with Susan for a few days.
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- How about a good morning? - Yes, sir. Good morning, sir.
That's what the professionals shoot, isn't it?
Yes, that's correct.
Oh, my God, Kramer, is that woman just wearing a bra?
Signs
Jacket
The heiress to the Oh Henry! Candy-bar fortune?
What is this all about?
All right, fine. I'll drive the three hours each way and take them off myself.
- No, wait a second. Wait a second. - Oh, I see. Yes.
- Thanks. - I'm Jerry Seinfeld.
Three under par.
...and she was wearing a bra with no top.
...bounces off someone's coconut.
This court will come to order.
I sneak in with Stan the Caddy. We go through the caddies' entrance.
what the hell did you get rid of jeff cox for?
MIMG
Mr. Seinfeld, I might remind you that you are under oath.
...whose job it is to follow the golf ball when it's in the sky.
All right, I saw her. I saw her.
I got it. I lost it. I got it. I lost it.
- Hello? - Hey, it's George.
Good morning, Wilhelm.
What's this?
This court will come to order.
You're just out for money!
What are we gonna do?