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No, man, I gotta go scoop up one of my kids.
When they found out Trump won the election
[CHATTERING]
You dun fucked up… You know know that, don’t you?
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
What's up?
OFFICER 1: Hold it right there! OFFICER 2: Freeze!
I don't get out of bed before 2:30. Don't come through this m'fer so early next time.
[HORN HONKING]
Jesús Perez
You was up in there knocking it out, huh?
Both of y'all acting like some motherfucking bitches.
Guess what white supremacist
The riot was touched off when three drunk drivers....
Hello Test
Yeah, because this old Big Wheel doesn't work right.
...then you just do it.
Tat, tat, tat
I mean...
When u want ur siblings to eat the pizza crust that u left
-Wha-- I can't believe this. -Move.
-What up? -The Holy Koran says if you--
I told you I'd pay your monkey ass when I feel like it.
CAINE: Who is it? A-WAX: Five-O, nigga. Five-O.
Fool.
Everything you need up on this damn sink.
Or he wouldn't have put us here.
I said no cream
Get the f*** out! Break yourself, n****. Break yourself.
This the eagles whooping y'all ass
Don't you think it's time you gave me my money?
[COCKS GUN]
You stupid.
What you want, Dog?
-Fuck you, nigga. Fuck you. -Fuck you.
MAN 3: This is Donald Miller, Mobile Unit 3. We're right in the center of this....
-Hey. SHARIF: Like I was saying...
You know, with Caine....
That mean it's not mine.
Nigga, hurry up!
Much love brother
You almost made me shoot your ass over nothing.
A-WAX: Man, get your motherfucking heads down.
You're gonna go up there and mess around...
Who got the tape?
[PUNCHING SOUNDS PLAY ON VIDEO GAME]
Tat tat what the fuck man
Happy Birthday MF!
Shit.
When the alarm clock goes off And you hit 'Snooze 5 min'
Shit ain't that hard!
Anthony, what are you doing out here? You know better.
...spilt on the floor...
Just gonna crash into me, huh?
Yo, I got to handle my business.
when Bader calls ms. flaherty and Jack answers cock-blocking motherfucker
-You know what I'm saying? CAINE: Hell, yeah.
MAN: Yo, Wax, check out Caine.
Oh you gotta pager too??? You a baller huh?!
Okay, have a seat.
You hear me talking to you? Now.
-What the fuck--? -You owe me some money, motherfucker?
HOW?!
Is it Legit
...and I had done too much to go on.
...as the police confronted roving bands of rampaging Negroes.
Cooley Rob!, My Nigga!
[DOOR OPENS]
Yeah, that was you.
Oh shit Look at the motherfucking whhels
-Stinking ass. -You kiss my ass.
Come on man! We supposed to be brothers!
I'm selling these motherfuckers for 59.95.
He showed me what being a hustler was all about.
We Ready!
Besides, I had the jimmy on extra tight.
-Yea. you take care of that body
STACY: Come on. Get some fucking help, nigga!
Pernell showed me how to survive on the streets...
Like I was saying, we're not equal until we have the same amount....
Point that somewhere else. You stupid.
Buyer Agent to Listing Agent Man, I said I'll suck yo dick
-That was proper. -You should have came to the Wax, boy.
...and bring back one of your devils to my house.
ME vs. ME What? Who? Who? Stay up Kim. Don't die
"Nigga fuck Kane! Nigga'
I am not gay but I would like to suck your cock ! Please
Oh, shit! That's Caine. Hey, they getting jacked! Come on.
I thought I told you to open the damn register
You're all on his nut sack.
Man, come on.
IM SELLING THESE MUTHAFUCKAS FOR 5995.00
-I was just showing him how to shoot. -Yeah, Mama.
When a bill collector call you
Don't know why you're leaving anyway... BreadChevy
Can you just take the box to the car? Thank you.
I know I'm a little short but....
But I cared about Ronnie.
Kyrie: so hear me out CP3: Shut up
Oh, nigga, guess what.
...said his troops sent into the riot area...
Look at your ass, scared straight.
Mr. Butler had me thinking... Node vs Rails
Erick Yea
What? What, so you're just gonna dog me?
Book them niggas and get the fuck out and don't be playing.
Ain't this a bitch!
d d
Know you dun fucked up right????
Is this it? Yeah.
MAN: This is the ride, bro.
...isn't easy.
I got these pins man.. Some Franky golden boy Steinman pins man!
This shit legit?
That girl a little slow on that plate, ain't she?
Just because I'm a black man, that's why. A black man.
Whatever changes you have to make...
What about you Renz Jere???
I ain't going out like Willy Lump-Lump.
SHARIF: Okay, Kevin. Let's stop arguing.
Shut the fuck up, man.
You better go somewhere with that black power shit.
i got your back VC
Have a seat.
Yeah. Whoo!
I'm sorry. Did--? Are you sure you mean tomorrow night?
Fuck you, man. That shit did hurt.
Come on, get up from off your knees, praying to that porcelain god.
O-DOG: What the hell is the devil's plan, nigga?
-Man, fuck you. That look like you. -Punk-ass motherfucker.
That night, the cops let us have it.
[CAR ALARM HONKING]
When she do a pull back
All right.
John me
9377157542
-Fuck! -Jackpot. Hell, yeah.
Play rack city and dance bitch
Bubba
MAN 4: --to battle rioters in the burning and looted Negro area.
I ain't going like a chump.
Trying to highside and shit. I had to get him
Bitch, fuck the forms. We need a doctor. He's bleeding to death there!
RIGHT NOW
What's up now?
But they hadn't.
-Bingo. -That motherfucker right there?
come on man we supposed to be brothers
Well, if you want to, we can stop by there before we go.
How Chris Rock feeling right now
Mom, why'd the police beat up Caine and Sharif?
Caine, it's not even about being down, all right?
CAINE: Since it was my first offense--
No, I don't think they did.
Excite doesn’t get good until 4:30pm. Don't come through this motherfucker so early next time
Hey, why don't you give me my change?
JUNIOR: Get out! HAROLD: All right, nigga. I'm coming.
Understood.
MAN 2: Hell, yeah, nigga. Shit, man. That bitch was crying like a motherfucker.
HAPPY NATIONAL CHEESEBURGER DAY!
!
[MUSIC STOPS]
Da fuq you mean you ain't got my model yet?
And don't be acting like no pussy when we get the fuck out there.