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What is happening?
I'm gonna bang everyone in school.
What happens if I power-slam the ball
um, uh, what's your name?
I wasn't looking at you,
I thought you were farting in the yearbook room.
Okay, sure. Story time is at 2:00 on Friday.
Recess is broken.
Let me put this in terms you'll appreciate, Louise.
The end. Thank you, library!
Don't worry, Miss Librarian.
What's wrong with "banged?"
His holy roly poliness.
- So glad. - You're still doing this?
It's all happening this Friday at recess.
I'll go easy on you this time.
Why do you hate Ga-Ga ball, Gene?
Yeah! I farted, and I'm ready to go.
GENE: Ah, recess.
Rudy, you in there, buddy?
Gene, hush! Don't make me get up.
GENE: Monkey Booby Man!
all over the playground, anyway?
What a wonderful opening ceremony.
- Not looking good. - I finally feel alive.
Well, good news... I've got this.
- I'm like the Artful Dodger. - Dickens!
and the losers get bounced!
story time is all they have.
Yes. What an epic battle.
All you gotta do is ask.
Anyone can play, no matter how hopelessly un-athletic they are.
Yup. Nothin' like a few minutes in the old yard
I'm going.
much of a target.
- Hey, Tina, Louise, you playing? - Got to go.
- (applause) - Ah! Ha, ha.
I'm Punky Bookster The headbanging queen of story time.
Yeah! -Sweet! So are you playing or not?
Ow. Never mind, I'm out. Disregard.
- Tina, Tina, Tina. No-no. No. - Mm-mm, mm-mm.
in front of some other books.
Lunch is great today.
Frank? What are you doing here? I thought you were out of town.
even with the big words.
- No! - (chainsaw revving)
Let them play with their balls. We'll play with our bushes.
(grunts weakly) Oh, my God, I can slap.
I wish we had Ga-Ga when I was in school.
[bong!]
into someone's nose or butter-beans?
- No, sir. - (grunts)