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Really, Lily?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Big Fudge.
## [Upbeat Pop]
On one condition.
Wait. Where is he anyway?
- Marshall? - You got nothin' on me.
Are we done?
We're just trying to make sure he's not a heel.
Oh, you should've heard him at dinner.
Barney, you promised you wouldn't lie.
I want to get married.
Okay, Ted. The thermos.
And if you don't make me look good in front of Nora...
[Ted Narrating] And it was always the same exception.
That's where all the... [Hawking]
# Sharp as a marble #
but, secretly, I want to have kids.
Uh, yeah. And we hope our nosiness doesn't give you pause.
- Hey, great idea. - Uh, no. Great idea!
I know Paul Shaffer's sandwich guy. This could happen.
Good-bye, Barney.
Unless you dump water on me, 'cause I'll just... [Imitates Electric Shock]
Oh, I bet it was an incredible journey.
Because you weren't.
# Carry #
Never date a girl with a hook for a hand.
Later tonight, I'm hoping to be on Nora. Right?
You have to promise me you won't lie to Nora.