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Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel...
- Hey, Nora, sorry I'm late. - Hey!
50 years from now...
[Gasps] Mr. Buttons!
And then Marshall went again, just to be sure.
Then why are you going out with Nora again?
- Labrador. - [All Laughing]
What happened at 8:46 p.m. last night?
Sorry, toots. He's taken.
And the best part is he got his shots.
- Dropped my keys. - I'll get 'em.
Wait for it.
[Ted Narrating] This was a big deal for Barney.
I may, however, lie on her.
I'm really into gardening, but these squirrels keep messing with my tomatoes.
She's wonderful, but...
If you weren't so much stronger than me, I would slap you.
I drink every day, I sleep three hours every night...
So, um, I made an appointment with that cardiologist.
your kindergarten class's pet guinea pig?
- Sandwich brownies? - Okay.
connecting yourself to a car battery.
But those twins...
[Blows]