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- Okay, how does 25,000 sound? - Well, I'll tell you something,
I've never heard anything quite like... ooh.
No. My God, I'm not a goat.
Look, you can see right here on the... on the bus.
I was actually named after my godmother, Richardina.
- She did, in fact, steal my job. - Her numbers are under agua.
- It's my dream, too. - Aw, well, we should make that happen.
And I'm running for president.
a lot easier without any baggage.
- Hi, Mom! - Watch your toesies, watch your toesies.
I wanna feel their feelings
- Yeah. - Will you be nursing?
so I brought you this.
I'm really sorry that I could not carry this one over the finish line
- Here's your baby. - Is that its hair?
- Mom, we have a surprise for you! - Knock-knock!
That's not my problem. All right, we're leaving, okay?
Give us a little touch of the feminine.
to show that all you need to be happy is right here.
I love the new design
Madam President!
After all, this is Yale, not Brown.
I can't believe you're actually showing that camel snatch you call a face in DC.
- I'm gonna help you out. - Mom.
- That's not an answer. - Look over here!
What are you talking about?
Uh, yeah, yeah. What's up?
I really thought things were starting to turn around.
on the site of Yale's former slave quarters.
- A boy or a girl? - Well, if we're judging by sex organs,
- And shame on Amy Brookheimer. - Yes.
- Sweetie. - Madam President,
Again.
Okay, so you wanna talk about second-class citizens?
- You're fucking ruining this. - Ruining what?
- Really? - I'm kidding. It's great.
without the cooperation of the Congress.
Can you believe I put a pen in my pocket without a cap?
Does a rabbit need a yearly vaccination for myxomatosis?
- Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah. - We're familiar with the story.
I got a place about three hours away.
You should take this back.
You're beautiful. Catherine, you are truly beautiful.
Yeah, well, I'm pregnant and it's yours.
But you gotta be careful with that McLintock cervix of yours.
They're important. Can you handle it?
Ma'am, I'm so sorry you lost your library.
I chose the South Bronx