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(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
It'll make him involuntarily
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
as the last line of defence against total chaos.
- (SPITS) - WAYMOND: Oh!
Why you download all these apps on my phone?
- (MUSIC STOPS) - (DOORBELL BUZZES)
Why do you look so stupid?
Raccoon Waymond is dead.
JOY: Orange soda?
Well, maybe you win in this universe,
(EVELYN EXCLAIMS)
Evelyn: My silly husband.
I love you!
(LAUGHING)
I am not your husband. At least not the one you know.
I don't care about the Alphaverse.
the bigger the differences.
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)
Alpha WAYMOND: Evelyn! Come back!
mother!
♪ A bagel. ♪
Um, you... you... That movie...
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
Deirdre: Oh! OK.
I'm tired.
Fractured moments.
- Oh! - Stay back!
- (JOY CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY) - How do you think I feel?
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
(BARKS)
Switch shoes to what? (GRUNTS)
(GONG GONG MURMURS IN CANTONESE)
and I know what it feels like to be trapped inside that box.
Juju Chewbacca.
(GURGLING)
(PANTING)
- That way! - GONG GONG: Oh, no!
Uh, you and Becky stay here and decorate. Hmm?
(SNIFFS)
She can't be reasoned with.
I feel like I'm 14.
She's just asking for it 'cause that's, like,
(WAYMOND SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
I only care about my Joy.
(APPLAUSE)
It's... it's her.
(WOMAN YELLING)
Verse Jumping. Run!
You took everything away from me.
- You have to vacate... - Wait, Evelyn!
- But... - Uh...
(GASPS AND GRUNTS)
- (MAN LAUGHING) - WOMAN: Ask her for another one.
Why don't you get your Evelyn to do this?
Come back.
It's like that movie.
Evelyn, what you're doing is crazy, reckless.
Joy, come back with me.
Uh, sit down.
Hello?
(STATIC CLICKING)
I like Becky. She is very nice.
(CEO WAYMOND SPEAKING MANDARIN)
Alpha WAYMOND: Don't engage.
to my family, to live my life.
Ohh!
That's very funny.
♪ Not only what we've known
(SLURPS AND CLICKS TONGUE)
The one with the chef... (IMITATES CHOPPING)
Yes, I'm on the tenth floor.
- (EXCLAIMS) - (OFFICER GROANING)
(MUSIC RISES)
You are very lucky...
- OK... (LAUGHS) - Raccoon?
(GASPS)
It's like eating the chapstick or switching shoes.
then one minute, you're cold and awful.
(GASPS)
I get it.
(DARK ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
because you're scared and confused.
- (MAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY) - Oh!
What you did back there, it changed my mind.
You can still turn around and avoid all this.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
your consciousness to another version of yourself,
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Daddy will get you out of this. - Ah Ba?
Hey, you said I was the wrong one.
(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)
(CALLS OUT IN CANTONESE)
(EVELYN GRUNTING)
JOY: We've been together for three years.
They don't read minds.
- Huh! - ..to be here?
We don't know exactly what it is.
- A gymnast. - Give me gymnast!
to see you finish this.
- (SPEAKING CANTONESE) - (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
- Huh? - (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
It doesn't make sense.
- Oh, come on! - (GUN COCKING)
This is... this is an improvement.
No, let me finish talking with my husband.
- But I... - Shh.
(HOT DOG EVELYN GRUNTS)
Chad: ♪ We're a family
Oh!
(GENTLE MUSIC RISES)