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We're not horse-trading here, Wade.
GO BULLDOGS
She fought real hard, Marge.
Fucking liar
Well, heck! If you wanna... If you wanna play games here,
I always liked you so much.
Yeah, we both did. She went to college, too.
Do you know what a disparity is?
Yeah, okay. I'll have my girl send you a copy, then.
A fucking liar.
so...
Stay away from me, man.
Katie here, this morning, is going to show us
You won't...
And keep your retirement
I guess.
Are We Square????
I'm not gonna debate you jerry
- I'll call you... - Later.
Think this thing through here, Wade.
And here you are.
Heck, Norm, you know, we're doing pretty good.
Yeah. I think so.
Looks like she's gonna turn cold tomorrow.
Carrying quite a load here.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
He was a little older.
Oh, jeez. It's 10:45.
What are they doing?
I think that vehicle there probably had dealer plates.
He didn't...
Have him...
I'm pregnant.
No.
Yeah. I'm fine.
Got a call for you, Jerry.
Open the fucking gate!
Now, do you want anyone at home with you till they call?
And then I saw you on the TV and I remembered, you know?
My wife. What the...
You’re such a super lady!
Time for elena to flee the interview
Whoa.
Here I am...
If these numbers are right, this looks pretty sweet.
the old in-and-out.
No. I... Executive Sales Manager.
Oh, yeah?
They were just supposed to be dealing with me.
It's actually Eden Prairie.
You know, a cancer agent.
How you doing?
Is Jerry around?
Well...
Yeah. I...
Sorry.
I am through fucking around!
You're darn tooting!
Uh-huh.
Nope.
No, no. Just so I can see you. Don't have to turn my neck.
This is a new car, then, sir?
Well, I'm sorry, sir.
"I'm going crazy out there at the lake."
It's okay. The loans are in place.
Yeah, yeah, Jesus. I'm saying we can stop, get pancakes,
Sure.
You feel this nervousness on the phone there.
investigating some malfeasance.
That's a fountain of conversation, man.
You're just whistling Dixie here.
So, how do you...
Jeez. So“.
He says, "Oh, so I get it. So you think I'm some kind of jerk for asking."
I guess the little guy sat in there
We split that.
I'm doing really super there. Thanks.
Valerie, I'm leaving this morning, back up to Brainerd.
So...
Is everything okay?
You says, "Come on down and get it."
Here are the keys.
antilock brakes, alarm, radar,
You’re such a super lady!
Well, Jerry, we're not gonna just give you $750,000.
Oh, man!
Mr. Lundegaard, this is Reilly Diefenbach from GMAC.
When they're stuck with a bunch of the old ones.
That's the best we can do here.
What do we got here, Arby's?
We run a pretty tight ship here.
Babe the blue oaxt
No. That's okay.
And it's a beautiful day.
It's always the same. It's always more.
and thought I should call it in, so I called it in.
I'm Carl Showalter.
I was a little bit surprised when I first picked this up.
I just can't read the serial numbers on your application.
But we never talked about your fee for bringing it to us.
Uh-huh. I'm going out.
No Morb No Money
More than most Phish shows, even.
It's just hard for me to believe you don't remember anyone calling.
And it’s a beautiful day
You know, like a subconscious type of thing.
Yeah?
Dave?
Yeah, like I told you, we haven't had any vehicles go missing.
Prowler needs a jump Norm
you had it ready to make delivery.
No, see“. There's $1 million here.
I was wondering, see, I got to get in touch with him.
Well, they...
I can take $100 off that shelf crown.
Yeah, I see.
Yeah, this is Marge Gunderson from up Brainerd. We spoke.
There you go.
Ya know it’s a Radisson So it
but thanks for calling her in.
What do you think they do after pancakes house? They don’t just watch Johnny Carson, I assure you