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Would it kill you to say something?
will be leading a two-week riverboat trip down the Nile.
That very well may be. I must inform you, however,
in order to close the deal.
Oh, yeah? Twin Cities.
Yeah but that Tru Coat
Hello?
In what way?
Oh, yeah? Is it reasonable?
Who?
Yea, but that shelf crown.
Jerome Lundegaard?
He passes on this stuff before it gets kicked up to me.
Don't you know that?
No. Like I say, he was funny-looking.
You're Jerry Lundegaard?
Its the disparity there that concerns your dad and me Do you know what a disparity is?
Yeah, but I already got the...
Yeah... No. I'm kind of busy here.
Damn it. Nothing to do.
Sir, I've not received those vehicle IDs you promised.
Stan, you know, Grossman. Yeah.
So, Mike, should we get together another time, you think?
I really think we should call the cops here.
Whoa, daddy.
you won't mind if we move on it independently.
Yeah, the loudmouth.
Well, heck.
I understand. It's a lot of money.
I'm going crazy out here at the lake. Ya got that right.
Well, maybe I'll go visit with him if I have....
Fuck you.
More than most shows, even.
Have you done any kind of inventory recently?
And for what?
we just want to remind all of our viewers at home
these financing documents that you sent us,
Look, Jerry, you're not selling me a damn car!
On, daddy.
"and I don't mean of old age."
Say, say, would you happen to know
We've been sitting here an hour.
I got shot fucking picking it up!
Ooh!
Sure, Jerry. We're all set. Why wouldn't we be?
Shep, what the hell are you doing? I'm banging that girl.
My point is,
No. See...
I know a place there where we can get laid. What do you think?
No Jean, no money!
in Brainerd.
In what way?
Well, how do they establish that, sir?
Not more fucking pancakes. Come on.
Back at 9:30. Okay.
I’m not going to debate you, Adam
All the more reason. I don't want you...
Yeah.
Heck, FDIC
Home of Paul Bunyan, Babe, the Blue Ox.
There's a high-speed pursuit, ends here,
You want to do it?
Is it, Jerry?
Put that back in your pocket, please,
you put me in touch with up there in Fargo?
It's always the same. It's always more.
Jeez. Well...
I understand. I'll keep it real short, then.
You gotta eat a breakfast
Here. There's your $4, you pathetic piece of shit.
That's it, then.
What are those? Night crawlers?
See how you like it.
Whose car?
What's going on there?
MAC-Donalds. Heh. Whaddya think they do there?!? They don't drink milkshakes, I assure you.
Well, I'm...
I'm sitting here driving.
No!
Still missing. We're looking.
What are you, nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast.
I'd pay you back the principal and interest.
those 40 acres there, in Wayzata?
What do you mean?
Okay.
Yeah, the 320,000.
Yeah?
No Way Wade!
They'll be watching.
How was Fargo?
Yeah!
Let's find each other tonight
Oh, the tags.
Congratulations, Jer.
What?
Now, her dad, he's real well-off.
Sir, could I talk to Mr. Gustafson?
Yeah, well, at Ecklund and Swedlin, that's closer to Moose Lake.
Now, were you thinking of financing here?
So, you were having sex with the little fella, then.