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Well, it's cold, Margie.
but then Mrs. Mohra, she heard about the homicides down here
Let's get this over with.
See, I just need the money.
Good to see you again, Jerry.
You're sitting there.
You're a bald-faced liar. A fucking liar.
Didn’t you know that?
Just in and out.
Just a little of the old in-and-out.
Hi. Hey.
I never put my tags on the car.
Well, I always liked you...
Three people in Brainerd.
You fucking, motherfucking, son-of-a-bitching, fucking cock!
100?
–Yeah? –We're good to load in.
You know what a disparity is?
Yeah, well, see, I did that, and I haven't been able to get him,
He was kinna funny lookin
Yeah, well, depends on the artist.
Hon?
Darn tootin'
Or your fucking wife, Jerry?
Believe me!
I will have to refer this matter to our legal department.
I'm coming into town tomorrow.
No, no. See... But I'd...
I'm on my way out of town, but I was wondering...
For Pete's sake.
Gustafson and Lundegaard?
Yeah. Righto.
It's my money, I'll deliver it.
Don't you dare fucking hit me!
Yeah. I'll go talk to him.
Yeah. Right.
Just a sec.
Hi. How you doing?
No...
Why don't I just fax you over a copy?
What's the big deal?
Well, I'm a police officer from up Brainerd,
You know, I'm not...
Officer Olson.
Hey, look at that. Twin Cities.
and you collect when it pays off.
Where'd he go? It's only... I'll get you Artie.
Oh, yeah?
Okay, now, for those of you that just joined us,
You fucking imbeciles!
Chaska. Le Sueur.
Well, I would know.
From his footprint he looks like a big fella
She started shrieking, you know.
You kidding?
We stop at Pancakes House.
Well...
I'm the little fella!
Yeah, well, that was a mix-up, then.
Where's my daughter?
I'm fucking hungry now You know
Goddamn it!
I was just wondering...
Might be interested.
That stupid fucking uniform, huh, buddy?
"And I Guess That Was Your Accomplice In The Wood Chipper."
Jerry Lundegaard.
YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN'!
Here's the second one!
.
I couldn't really say.
Well, I'm sorry, sir, we still got to charge you the $4.
We had a deal here for 19,500.
Calls made from the lobby pay phone at the Blue Ox.
Things have changed, Barry...they have all sorts of video proof.
I was married to Linda Cooksey.
Steve Buscemi is an actor best known for his roles in films directed by the Coen Brothers. He lent his voice work to animated films such as Monsters, Inc., Home on the Range, Monster House, the Hotel Transylvania franchise and The Boss Baby.
I guess you think, y'know, you're like an authority figure.
What the heck are you talking about?
This is Mike Yanagita!
Drop that fucking money!
I need the principal.
I decided not to take the trip, as it turns out, so...
. .
We're not a bank, Jerry.
All of it, all 80 grand.
Oh, jeez.
It's a real shame.
Otherwise, I'm going to a professional.
Where is everybody?
So...
Do you mind if I sit down?
Her dad, he's real well-off.
and they called someone who works here,
You're a bald-faced liar.
Oh, fuck it. I don't have to talk either, man.
First one's a trucking company
But... Well, I'm sorry, sir...
I shouldn't have done this. I shouldn't.
and I shoot all your little fucking children
Mr. Mohra? Yeah?
So, I don't say nothing.
A LITTLE OF THE OLE' IN AND OUT
What kind of trouble you in, Jerry?
It was tough.
He was bothering Linda for about... For a good year.
Yeah, it would have been cold out here.
Down with Bulldogs! Go Bears!