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And your show is daring and cutting edge. People just aren't ready.
- ♪ Join me ♪ - Oh, my God.
Oh, God, I don't wanna be a chef! I want to be not on fire!
I'll get it!
Wow, that was-- I don't know what that was.
and my butt ran away with the spoon.
You want a mommy you can slide your dick in and out of
I guess I thought that my agent could get me in the mix if Jason Sudeikis--
And they get warm when you see January Jones?
Your heart is tender, so you protect it from people,
Is there a single woman you've worked with
And then you would flake, or sabotage them,
You look lovely. It's a great blouse.
How many nice things was that, about ten?
This is so weird. I'm walking away, even though you told me not to.
- A global warming joke? - It's an important issue. Here we go.
You get someone else to do it. I'm the chef and whatever I say goes!
I'm doing this for both of us. You understand?
- It's called a char, dumbshits. - The critic's still here.
I'm a real jerk, huh?
[BoJack groans]
Don't you break my heart, BoJack Horseman.
- We gotta put out that fire! - I hate Mondays!
- You mean sweating bullets? - I don't think so.
Because it makes you feel good about yourself.
Don't tell my wife. I'm kidding!
with the comparative strength and agility of a tub!
[female] Who's out there? Are you talking to me?
and get to the part where you're stealing General Lee's plutonium
Shouldn't have read that part.
which I know you did not get, but trust me,
you are the opposite of an onion
- Don't try to guilt me. - It's not your fault.
That's not true. I remember the first time we met.
[woman] I was a Pink Lady in my high school's production of Grease.
Yes, that's the rubric I use on SamanthaGoesToRestaurants.tumblr.com.
- Not everyone is interested in your wist. - Okay, BoJack.
Oh, that's abuse?
Pre-heat oven? Where's the pre-heat button?
You were passed out in the yard, covered in tapioca pudding.
being there for each other through all of it, bosom friends,
Okay, then as a friend, I'm asking you...
[all bray]
and thrown Sprite in your face!