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- How did that get in there? - What is that?
- Then who's our waiter? - Uh, you're the waiter now. Ta-da!
- It doesn't matter. - It does. Who said it?
- That's not-- - Moving forward!
- [sighs] - [cell phone rings]
you would only hear the one mean thing.
And the critic is growing very impatient.
I don't know how to make risotto.
A punch line to a joke from the roast of January Jones.
Here you go, sir.
Yes! Corporation!
Very interesting.
[all cheer]
Goddamn it.
You want a mommy you can slide your dick in and out of
Kidding. I'm actually just happy being a waiter. I'm not my job.
Oh, God, I Don't Wanna Be A Chef! I Want To Be Not On Fire!
That's enough out of you.
I'm not your waiter anymore. I'm the chef.
Should we get dinner, or are you just thinking drinks?
That rich family loved Italian food and champagne fountains.
[laughs] You recognize you're being impossible, right?
♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪
I don't think I can. I'm heading out.
♪ Twenty-three years working together! ♪
-Ahh... -Would you look at that.
And then what happened?
[sighs]
Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Luis Guzman. - Luis Guzman said I'm too portly for TV?
Please. Enjoy.
I'm sorry I screwed up, you don't have to read off the--
♪ Girl, don't turn that car around ♪
Just give me six months and then you can go.