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I liked being with you. And I don't regret it.
The first time was when I was an intern. I delivered a script to your house.
What are you doing? No, go home.
Two thumbs down! Four percent fresh!
Exit restaurant." Goddamn it.
Sandro, how you doing, you handsome devil?
I hope you rot in the hell!
- You screwed up! - Once! In 23 years!
Are we friends?
She knows. She's a cow!
But not here.
All you do is tell me I'm a terrible person.
"Princess Carolyn, clear throat, I have been very disappointed--"
if she wasn't an Oscar winner?
no supply let's live poorly! let's live poorly! 67D seat printers! 9D printers! on ya hind legs! on ya hind legs! whoh oh oh whoh! we're on fire! we're on fire! lost it now! lost it now! 87D printers! color in animè! color in animè! whoh oh oh whoh!
A billion stars?
How should I know? Do I look like an expert in cooking oils?
You're the little plastic table they put in pizza boxes
You'll figure it out. Princess Carolyn always lands on her feet.
- a joke, too portly for TV. - Too portly for TV? Who said that?
but if you say so, Signore Horseman.
I slept with the gaffer's wife and now he's not lighting me properly.
- Okay-- - Nope, I'm still counting.