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- PC. - He's looking for someone
to fuel your subterranean steam-punk slave-tram?
Number six. You know how to make me laugh.
You say you want professionalism? Bullshit.
Well, can you be wistful a little quieter?
Everyone is dumb and I am great. Why do I always forget that?
- How come you never told me that? - I did.
Oh, oh, oh!
[whispers]
I do love you, by the way.
You, sir, have just cut off your nose
I ordered a few feel better pizzas to feel better It did not work
Hey! Where are you going?
- Honestly, just-- - I detest you!
- Were you at the roast of January Jones? - No, but I wrote some jokes
- Oh, God, get out. - [exclaims]
[waiter] I got it.
I know you're not happy about what happened with the Kelsey project.
So in the joke, are the globes your balls?
That makes sense because your butt is quite a dish.
Didn't have to, you're always saying it.
to let us get babies addicted to vaping!
♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪
That's the spirit.
Botticelli, Barbarelli, Beetle Bailey!
[groans]
I'm glad you wanted to meet, because I am so pumped to tell you
Good luck.
♪ Just keep on driving away... ♪
[whistling a tune]
At one point, a waiter ran through the restaurant on fire.
Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na! ♪
Hey! Mockumentary is not a trope, it's a device for storytelling.
Blaze the cat
It's a king, I have to take this. In the bathroom.