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No, this is the point! You immediately march upstairs to my ex-boyfriend's apartment...
that I proudly introduce my beloved nephew...
Just give me one second. I'm sorry, Darci. One second.
Oh, man! Bart!
and that is a picture of you in the future in the past.
When's he gonna make a decision?
so we may toast to my bride-to-be-
It's on the landing!
Is there anything more comforting?
I would have informed you of my intentions in writing.
glory and danger alike-
This is New York City. It's not just a safe place anymore.
I'm aware of that. Look. I want to say something.
that no one else could see.
to take priests to the bell tower.
I need to work out. I need a place I can work out.
a girl with a good deal of-
- You're mistaken. - That's not possible.
But no tears.just raw human passion.
That's all right.
- Good night, Mr. Besser. - You tell him that-
Why, crikey, I believe it is. This game's more beguiling than cricket.
He did this monologue about how all the best things in life are hidden in people's basements.
So why don't you go down the hall...
No, no. You don't understand. This is a very important phone call.
No, no, no.
Andre.
I understand completely if you're otherwise engaged.
That is your tragedy.
Hi. You've reached Stuart. Please leave a message.
This product tastes like raw suet! How is that not my concern?
An occlusion?
I'm accustomed to stand when a lady leaves the table.
- We should trim where she sleeps with her boss. - Cut that whole section.
Look, Leopold,jansen Foods is a very important account for my company.
- You okay? - Yeah.
Outfit was a great idea. Nice.
- And in such cases, the state law requires- - Hello!
J-J-
- Yeah, I've tasted it. - It's revolting.
- Probably not. - Try.
Is there a Kate McKay in the house?
a successful working relationship requires a great deal of-
Central, be advised. This is Breech Post Four.
Why, the works ofda Vinci, Michelangelo, Chardin, David.
It's that simple.
Kate?
I heard that, but the other part. The part before that.
'Cause there's some shit here that just cannot be said.
I'll love you forever.
You look nice tonight.
and then exhale into downward-facing dog.
some pompousjerk sticks his head out of his cave and says...
But I did read-
you shall receive butter's luxurious comfort in your mouth...
- Maybe later on, Kate. - I'm serious! I just want my PalmPilot!
I am the very model of a modern major-general
People might think I'm brave, but I'm not.
- What? - Leopold.
in part by your beauty, and in part by my own foolish pride.
- Congratulations. - Thank you. Thank you very much.
Bart, shut up!
Hi. I was just calling to find out if you got my flowers-
Go back? How?
finding a crack in time over the East River.
yet what I offer you downstairs is reality.
As I see it, Patrice has not an inkling of your affections. And it's no wonder.
Menus are prepared in advance...
Only a fraction of the Louvre is on the walls. The rest is in the basement.
It's not that I went up there. It's that it was your ex-boyfriend's-
This is embarrassing. it's embarrassing now. All right? I am sorry that you got hurt.
And if I have to peddle a little pond scum to get one, then so be it!
Utilizing modern theories of weather prediction.
Very well.
Care to share with us?
All right.
Can you explain that, Leopold?
- It's unbelievable! - Stop it, please! No more! Stop.
Excuse me. You've never made a mistake in your life?
You could throw down a gesture here or there.
- I'm sorry, madam. This is a private affair. - No, you don't seem to understand.
The bottom line is, I like you.
Leopold! Where have you been?
You see, whilst I am the third duke...
Over there. Charlie going over there.
So he's back?
Since my parents died, our family fortune had become, shall we say, depleted.
- I gotta give this speech in a couple minutes. - Okay.
You want to vex my sister!
See the girl with the long, brown hair?
They'rejust randomly seeded with Minoxidil. No cornrows.
This requires pulling one's tongue from one's cheek.
the little secret of those of us in the royal court...
- Now? - I'm Charlie, the actor.
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous