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I'll tell you what I told Verne Troyer:
You just gotta learn to rubberneck.
♪ Hold up a map, now you're peeking like a boss. ♪
♪ Under the home insurance plan, bitch ♪
Just looking for a signal.
Women can never find out about rubbernecking.
And if we ain't got no truth in this world, what do we have?
on Mexican food, we can finally buy a new couch.
You see, I was driving responsibly
♪ When I wanna scout girls
To our new, pristine, white couch.
Well, I forgot where we were,
♪ The time inside her
Did you guys spend the night on the couch?
Come on, Mr. Smith. Admit it.
and it's not covered.
and you didn't even notice.
♪ I am an act of God ♪
So, I'll just play it safe and not look at any women.
For instance...
while I'm here.
You know, maybe with all the money we're saving
the exact truth of what happened.
that you took at the time of your accident.
I've been saving something for an occasion just like this.
Are you sure that's what caused the accident?
she's not even coming to your trial.
You brought him in here, you bastard!
My eyes may wander, but my heart always comes home.
Just make sure she does.
♪ Tonight!
who just happen to all be