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(ALARM WAILING)
(ALL EXCLAIM IN SHOCK)
I'm thinking an Arleigh Burke class destroyer
I swear you said, Donald Trump. Want to clarify?
I am looking at it, Mr. Strodell.
What time is sunlight Bear? 4:40 Vinny!!
Go, go, go!
You have got so much potential.
But... No means no, Hopper.
Port barrel. Ready to rock and roll.
HOPPER: It's a buoy.
The U.S.S. Missouri was the final battleship
We are here to crush every other ship.
Are you ready for this? Born.
(EXCLAIMING IN JAPANESE)
Happy birthday. Blow out your candle and make a wish.
Let's see if we can't buy the world another day.
Let's give them a warning, Helmsman.
Very good movies.
Captain Nagata.
Combat, Captain. I have a visual on the track bearing 2-3-7 on the horizon.
This is U.S.S. John Paul Jones,
Freeze!
as from right this second, there is a new dynamic at play.
STONE: That's the John Paul Jones, right?
OFFICER 2: (ON RADIO) Just heard something on Level Four.
And now, as we prepare to embark
I got a burrito! I got it!
My radar's totally down, sir.
Maybe we should call the Air Force,
Battleships are great ships.
Receiving this award, on behalf of his brother,
Okay, go. I'm all over it.
with establishing a line of communication home.
Who?
Left, hard rudder! Left, hard rudder, sir!
Captain.
Raikes, up.
You look dapper.
we could find a frequency we could broadcast on...
Because I was hoping that maybe one day
There are two kinds of idiots, Hopper.
Is this some kind of exercise?
(GASPS)
OFFICER: Securing SPY, sir.
CORA: Whiskey 2-5.
No.
HOPPER: As your weapons officer,
I feel you.
Gentlemen, give me a minute with Mr. Hopper, here.
John Paul Jones, Charlie Oscar.
THOM: Are going to open it, Jimmy?
VINCE: It looked like a jet.
Legs on.
(ALL CHEERING)
So if they miss it, they have to wait.
(ALL SCREAMING)
Because if so, they have gone way too far.
I got this.
I need you and your friend off of this mountain right now.
Say Navy. Navy!
Is there anything besides anger in there, Mick?
No problem. We will get a team in the water right away.
Aimed at target.
Love you, too.
super-secret Navy surprise exercise?
And I look forward to seeing you at sea
you would learn from your mistakes.
Second coordinate, Romeo, 2-6.
What was that, Petty Officer Raikes?
Never been more sure of anything in my life.
Why? Because we are still alive.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Hmm...
It's our deep-space satellite.
You good?
without having outperformed every other ship on that ocean,
Bra, I've never...
Shit!
Let's go! Come on!
Congratulations to Japan, our 2012 RIMPAC Cup winners.
Nice one. It's a joke, right?
Scotland, Germany, France, even Iowa.
Real bad idea, Lieutenant.
The honor was mine.
JIMMY: Sir.
The Bellboy and original The Nutty Professor.
Sir, at this point we are working on a couple of theories.
Oh!
that you both project great physical intensity, sir.
ANNOUNCER 2: And by contact, you mean Nagata kicked him in the face.
There's another one.
This is my property.
and we got back an alien response?
No, we are not.
Purrs like a kitten.
We have with us today, veterans from the Missouri
Sam, are you okay? Where are you?
Mmm-hmm.