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VETERAN: Turret three is down.
Ready to rock and roll, sir.
It appears that it originated from the Gliese solar system.
Yes, we have checked. It's not the Russians, it's not the Chinese.
We need the Marines. We need the Army. We need all of them.
It may be some kind of a communication unit.
HOPPER: Fire control, weapons status?
Japan, 2. The United States, 1.
If you have to tell me 1, 2, 3, you don't start with
What the...
Are they transmitting?
Sir, please! Set the course to 3-1-0.
GUNNER: Are those things aliens?
(HORN HONKING)
It's fine.
THOM: What is that?
PILOT: Scorpion one four, clear our deck. En route with parts and techs.
Oh, uh, Dr. Nogrady is on the phone for you, too.
I hope so, sir. Call me, Hopper.
If Jimmy says he's getting in, he's getting in!
and six weeks to go through it all,
(GREETS IN JAPANESE)
Sir...
I don't.
Yeah, I was.
We have one.
Really?
to be completed by the United States
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
Are you a Captain?
Hey, wait up! Don't leave! Don't leave!
Mustard's dead. Mustard got hit by a dump truck.
A missile, past Iwashiro.
Yes, sir.
and identify yourself, over.
Sam?
Ordy!
We only have one round left, right?
My grandmother could climb this mountain.
on the other side of the barrier.
All engines ahead. Aye, sir!
OFFICER: Bridge, what's happened?
I am half a man.
or 500 or 5,000 or 500,000?
No way.
Lieutenant Hopper, what an honor. Thank you for joining us.
So far, only five ships have made contact.
Relax, Sam. I'm seeing a lot of lifeboats in the water.
MICK: What do you think I'm paying attention to?
The same way we did.
Would it be funny if I punched you in the face?
Which is even better.
You know that girl?
Reload! Reload!
If a planet's too far away from its sun, it's too cold.
MAN: Stand up nice and tall.
(INDISTINCT)
Would that be funny? Stop it.
That's not good.
(LOUD BANG)
(YELLS)
What is it?
It appears the event is headed your way.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yes, sir.
VETERAN: Good, sir. Good, sir.
Babe, you need to get out of there.
the greatest fighting ship in American naval history.
We got to get off this mountain.
Just not today.
You know what else he said?
All engines ahead, flank. Aye, sir.
Chuck wagon
EXECUTIVE OFFICER: We've lost contact with base. All comms are offline.
STONE: Another round, birthday boy.
Hey, Mike. Admiral.
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
You got nothing on Jay-Z.
Do you have a piece of equipment that can make a call?
(GRUNTING)
Why are you here?
Kitchen's closed, Hopper.
It's an obsolete tradition, this asking for permission.
One looks where he kicks,
Is my back all right?
We have finally managed to identify one planet
Right now, you're going to acquire that courage,
Wait, what's going on? Why?
Do you understand that?
Sir, If You Would Please Just Give Me An Order. I DON'T WHAT TO DO,SIR.
Did he just say Jerry Lewis?
I'm wishing you success and growth, and happiness.
It's heading towards us.
He was a handsome man.
Summer camp...
If Hopper scores, the U.S. will go into overtime.
(GROANS)