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Okay, no, no, no. One thing.
What?
Well, I was deciding between Patty and Sammy,
[gasps]
Uh, that's the buzz on the street.
Oh, fu-- shit! Goddamn it. [huffs]
Ooh, smelling a little crystal-shoppy in here.
[pops]
Okay, that's too tight.
All right, I gotta go.
-Oh, no. -And I had some kind of a reaction.
What do you wanna use your wish for?
I'm supposed to ask if you need anything else. Do you?
♪ There'll be days like this, Mama said ♪
Uh, yeah, it is. I'm lucky.
-You need to throw everything out. -Dumb, stupid mushrooms.
Maybe you got chosen for something else.
-You're finally getting rid of me. -Good morning.
Nope.
Oh.
-I know you were. -Mm-hmm.
Wow.
Oh. Is Kalina a cult leader?
I have not been on a trip since before Annie was born.
I am?
[both laughing]
and that shit is permanent. You don't get a do-over.
to get to the center of a vagine skirt?
-Well, I didn't, clearly. -Okay.
This is this. That is that.
♪ Like I'm looking at you one day… ♪
-Thanks for hooking that up. -Of course.
-There we go. -Oh! Ah!
I think my son Frankie was sent to Earth just to torture me.
Okay.
[laughing] How many vagines does it take
-Well, I'm supposed to make a wish. -Oh!
that she met at a sober dance party who specializes in Chinese medicine
We should be celebrating.
[laughing]
No. No, that was a different time,
What is that?
Please. I fucked up so much with my kids,
[in old-timey voice] You got the cance? I'm so sad about the cance.
I'm my mother now, pushing your hair off your face.
-Are you sure you're okay? -Yeah.
I mean, my period comes as frequently as the Summer Olympics at this point.
-[whimpering] -[ripping sound]
You know what? Everything is just so random