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Oh, and what's that? Looking at a bunch of boys throwing balls...
Five thousand dollars?
You're cold, calculated murderers.
Tell me why I need training when I'm strong enough...
I know I shouldn't use that word, but that's how I feel right now, man.
Maybe God wants us to get rich as hell off of this shit.
I will help out, obviously, with things around here.
The whole goddamn thing, a thousand bucks.
Jesus, Kenny. It's the middle of the damn night.
- We have 16. - Sixteen.
word on the street is they will be back
...but you need to start thinking about your future.
So let me get this straight. You want me to lower the prices...
- You had a lot of talent back then. - Hey, he still does.
You're so fucking badass, Kenny. Man, you're so fucking...
I'm coming back whether the big leagues want me or not.
Kind of makes you see what's really important, don't it?
...is nothing compared to the things I've done.
We're square on the truck...
...do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did?
You're too old, you're too fat and you're too damn stupid.
I'll tell you, most teachers don't have a problem with me observing, but...
Yeah, I'm pretty much re-engineering man's approach to pitching...
- ...if you wanna get down to brass tacks. - Well, that's impressive.
Don't put yourself through something with him.
- Okay? I'm not gonna charge you. - Then why are you doing it?