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No, no, no.
Great. So, no Micah, then?
He flipped it.
and we just get Keanu.
Calling Rell.
You got this.
I'll let him know you're coming.
That's the cutest bat I've ever seen in my life!
You should keep the safety on.
because that would require a driver's license,
Okay. Bye. Hey.
I'll explain it to you tomorrow.
Baby, I gotta go.
- Oh, shit. - What?
No! Come on! I didn't do anything!
y'all hear the father figure part, right?
- Oh, yeah? - Hold up. Yeah.
But, baby...
holding that nigga New Jack as we speak.
- I'll shoot you! - Oh, fuck!
Get her! Yeah!
- Oh, really'? - Yeah, nigga.
I'm sorry, sir. I apologize.
Hey.
I can'! get into it right now.
- You feel me? - Yeah.
The only way I know how.
Why don't y'all come over here, have a seat so we can talk'?
That's the cutest cat I've ever seen in my life.
Well...
Shit, don't break the goddamn van.
I'm good to go, dude.
The one I would never give up to two niggas like y'all?
that means I'm standing up for Hannah and Belle,
Y
I bet you, out there somewhere
I'm sure that this Cheddar guy is gonna be reasonable about money.
Yo, everybody won't fit into my car.
You don't want to get mixed up with a dude like me.
This is for my marriage.
You're George Michael, man.
Hey, you know what? I'm gonna swing by right now.
Mmm-hmm. Okay.
Was it really like the word on the street?
Oh, God. Oh... Huh?
By Allentown standards,
Right, yeah, of course. I'm sorry.
Bottom line is...
Come here, buddy.
Thank Goodness
Help me!
Listen up, niggas.
Oh, fuck! Look out!
Because we don't have a gun.
Oh, well, thank you.
That's Montana.
This the last clay this motherfucker's alive, man.
Yes! Oh, my God!
what went down with my wisdom teeth.
That's my wife, though. That was a love pound.
When a nigga makes a deal, A nigga makes a goddamn deal!
Damn straight. Did that, too.
He has a rare disease He's gonna be a kitten forever
Everything does happen for a reason.
I don't fucking know how that worked.
Ooh!
Hey! Quit poundin' on the glass.
- The flip, hmm? - Yeah.
Yeah. No, it's not like that.
Three more weeks, baby. That's it. 21 days.
Don't let white girl tear us apart, Hi-C.
Wait a minute.
Get the damn cat!
Go get him, Rell.
Y'all ain't gonna see him flip today.
You're just mad because they like Shark Tank
Take care, guys! Have a great time!
Okay. I see what's going on.
You need help?
You think if I get out the game,
Yeah. You know what'?
Stitches.
take our word that we did somethin'.
Rell'?
Oh, shit!
And, if need be, we will just buy Keanu back.
Here you go.
So, that's me.
Yo!
Oh!
I never had a dissatisfied customer.
In a sense,
We do, too. We like Keanu as well.
Mmm...
Okay. Let's do this. Let's hold this shit down, guys.
The Blips.
Whoa!
I think it means cool breeze in Hawaiian.
I am so sorry, buddy.
Keanu Reeves?
Oh.
Hey Craig, all I can say is....
You're more than welcome, nigga.
Whoa!
Hang on, I'm gonna be right there, okay?
No!
No, not the fucking knife.
about no exchange tomorrow.
See, you're talking about explaining the situation.
So, seriously, what's gonna happen now
What are you doing? You all right?
What'?
before y'all go run off and do your little tinkle-
Thank you.
- No, no, no. - No, what?
No, no, no!
This sucks.
Finders keepers, yo.
No. No top-secret missions goin' on.
I'm saying we should be listening to this.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Clarence, I don't want you to see me like this.
First of all, I don't care
Get in the back!