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Yeah, we taught them how we do things in Allentown.
I'm not standing up for them.
Oh, damn.
a refusal
Oh, well, he ain't for sale.
Come here, Keanu.
I don't know,
No! Come on! I didn't do shit!
- Okay, look... - No.
Holy shit, indeed.
You only name yourself something adorable if you can back it up.
No shit.
Oh!
were twice as big and scary as the guys who kicked your ass.
Drive!
Oh...
Sir, that young lady just took my wedding ring,
No, no, no! Not Grandmaster. Not Grandmaster, please!
You'll get it next time, boss.
I wouldn't-
- If you don't mind. - Keanu!
You gonna give us our goddamn cat,
Holding up a liquor store.
- Psst. Tell her, man. - Nigga...
Um...
No, I wouldn't want to exploit Keanu's cuteness like that.
Is that a photo of you and Maisie?
- Keanu! - Keanu!
You don't get to say, Roll on, po-po like that
All right.
That's my cousin's cat.
motherfuckin' soccer mom, Full House thing.
We gonna go in a circle, first of all,
I'm, uh...
Okay.
I'ma show these guys how to keep watch.
You got it, brother. That's all the skin you get.
No!
I love you.
So, I give you this one.
When I found out Nessa had a OF account
- Come on. - Yeah, let's come on, then.
Will love it. Hannah will love it.
Freeze! Police!
He probably tryin' to steal him back.
And they're gonna take care of it. Right.
Shit, niggas!
Don't kill me. Don't shoot me! I don't want to die.
to sit at a man's court
Niggas, this is George Michael, right here.
He's a kitten, you know.
They take this kind of stuff seriously.
Clarence,
No.
Well, shit. I mean, damn.
So you make sure you listen to every word they say
17th Street.
Dude, you lost your cat.
Nigga
Juan?
and then we'll just go see where Cheddar's at, right?
We be putting niggas in this trunk all the time.
- Oh, shit. The little guy? - Yeah.
Let's get some tunes goin' in this motherfucker.
Show them.
Not that you can't,
So, that's non-negotiable.
That's the backbone of our teamwork.
You just took my wedding ring.
Go on, nigga.
And y'all fuckin' ruined it. Y'all fucked everything up.
I'm just like, where am I?
On your knees!
- On... - Whoo!
Y'all don't even want to hear about
Mmm. But I couldn't have done it without you.
- See about it, then. - What?
Oh...
So, yeah, I'm a motherfuckin' dick-taker.
Deal.
Show us what it looks like
All right? This one of the greatest recording artists of all time, man.
I am not breaking the law.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God, I didn't want this.
Fuckin' knew it.
I never told y'all niggas how I got this.
- And have a good time. - We will.
Hannah. A vision, as always.
Tell me about it, man. Was it crazy?
Bring your ass here, little Wendy!
So, let me tell you how it's gonna go down.
I might be able to get you visitor passes
There’s a brotha I met on March 10, 2013 named Nixon Pryor Roundtree Nixon Pryor Roundtree?, His Given name must be Richard, huh?
- All right, settle down. Settle down. - Whoo!
Oh, my gosh. You're alive, man.
Let's flip the subject and go flip some Holy Shit.
Oh, my God.
N-word. Went straight to the N-word.
I mean, I'm not saying I roll up, fuckin' with my AK, poppin' fools.
I know. And you got him.
- Well, look here, homeboy. - Yeah, dude.