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Now drop your weapons!
Here's the deal, man.
Nah!
Oh, thank you.
- I don't think that's a thing. - That's a thing.
You don't get to talk!
I know you not gay.
Yeah.
Who are you to give me this advice? Are you bad?
This motherfucker trying to side wind us.
- Oh! - And more.
Yo, Shark, no disrespecting, now, man,
No, no, no!
And now I see that you are, in fact,
Holy shit.
Yeah. Go on.
You must be psychic or somethin'.
I've got all that doing me stuff out of the way,
but y'all some dumb fucks if you think I'm gonna be a rat.
I've starred getting into selling some heavier shit,
Two things about yourself'?
Sup, sup?
Please, no.
Hey, hey, you two!
- Rell. - You're doing good work.
Now, I know you don't want to hear this right now,
Sorry! I'm sorry.
- Get the damn cat! - Fuck!
On, my God!
Meow.
So, uh...
Hells bells, hold on to your shells, nigga.
What's up, motherfucker?
Just untie me, I'll go get it for you.
I think that they are going to murder us to death!
Luis'?
Okay, okay! Dude's at a strip club called Hot Party Vixens.
Oh, buddy, I'm sorry.
Nah, actually, it made the news,
I don't know.
This is the perfect sativa-dominant hybrid strain.
What? Oh... There it is.
- We should go. We should go. - Ah...
Who the fuck are we'?
You gonna kill me?
I'm the fuckin' cat, aren't I?
She said my life wasn't going anywhere.
Man, George Michael the shit, man!
Maybe it's someone that you're selling all of this marijuana to.
You ain't gonna fuckin' shoot the driver!
I got one, too. Check it out.
You in Bliptown now,
Hey.
Do it, do it.
When your Avon order comes in...
- It's not how people talk. - Please, please, you're wrong.
On the ground?
test
Mmm-hmm.
I got Iglesias.
Crazy bitch!
I have faith.
NYC, baby.
I met you at the club once. Hulka. Hulka.
I don't even know if you remember this.
- Back up! - Thank you, God, for this!
Maisie broke up with me.
So, you're gonna stay right there. Yeah.
'- Nah!
- This is December. December'?
Oh, sup, sup, bro?
All right.
Do it!
Yo, Tank!
Your turn, my nigga!
Well, you know, them family reunions gel crazy sometimes, man.
Ah! Yay! You guys are here!
Right. Got it. Absolutely. What do you mean?
The fuck is wrong with you?
Can't we just...
Don't make the deal, because we're not those guys.
Oh, my God. Are those tiny penises?
You know, we gots to do, how we do.
and when I don't stand up for myself,
Okay. I'm good. I'm good.
We don't even have to change our voice or anything.
I don't even know how to fuckin' drive!
For instance.
George Michael is a real nigga, though, right?
I swear, look.
Don't worry about it, baby.
Sir, I'm begging you, please.
Thank you, Shark Tank.
- Here it is. - You ain't gotta be modest.
Oh, look who's up from their nap.
And don't fuck up all this shit.
Look, take anything. It's all yours, okay'?
- No, no. Clarence, Clarence, Clarence! - Yeah.
You do that,
You in the right place, nigga?
No, no. Not like that. Come on, just...
Moustache in here... - I'm gonna put my 'stache
'oh, 'yes!
What the fuck is wrong with you'?
You, uh...
I can't speak to that.
Yep. They the ones that killed your cousin.
I still gotta get mines, though.
Yes!
Don't think too long, kid.
Hannah!
Yes.
Lord save me now, please!
The Blips'?
I didn't want to ruin your weekend.
I gotta start the car.
You see, Donnie,
if they like Shark Tank more than Techtonic.
- Hmm? - Show us!
Okay.
Oh, he has a nook?
So?
.
- Yes, Techtonic. - Yeah, what?
We just feed them some bullshit about New Jack City,
That's a nice piece.
Impossible. Guaranteed the guys who kicked my ass
So...
- What? - Get the cash, motherfucker!
I???
you hear me nigga