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What the fuck are you doing, Tech?
who are the players and who are the pieces?
- Ever hear of corporate crime? - That's not...
But it's all good. It's nothing bad.
I got you!
Trunk, drop it.
Wait.
What you're Soaking at
Let me show you how we smoke weed in Allentown.
It's not turn out, it's turn up“!
All right. You doin' all right, right?
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh...
I'll guide you from there.
Keanu!
Yeah.
Oh!
I would imagine that it's a tough job for a woman to be here.
Oh, God.
You don't need to...
because a woman can do anything a man can do, but...
In most burglaries, the guys are never caught.
Do you think there's any chance you might find the guys who did this?
Cheddar is a psychopath name.
early screening of The Blair Witch Project.
Nah!
You jokin'.
You listen to me. You don't shush me.
I get that.
Okay, you know, you need to spend a little less time with your family.
Hey, knock it off! Knock it off!
No. No Micah this weekend.
No, no, no. We're here, we're here, you're good.
She's jokin'.
All right.
Shit, yeah, it was them.
It's just the beginning.
Time is good.
Who is bipru
Nala.
The cat's at Hot Party Vixens. You know, that strip club downtown.
Shit! That shit is crazy.
- Okay? - Yeah.
Thought I made myself clear.
- Us? Yes. - Nah.
or else Allentown niggas get cranky.
Los Phaniomas.
- I can get my bills done. - Hey. Hey.
Well, I mean... Well, um...
Okay. We got this.
That felt good.
get my cat.
Hey!
I'm gonna let you two talk about that other thing.
What? No, no!
How much longer?
I'm about to leave, anyway, so...
Oh, my God!
is a cross between PCP,
How are you? How you doing?
Well, I was staying in character.
I don't do team building for drug rings.
Not you, C.
- Help! - Never mind.
Who? Who?
- Thank you. - Oh...
George.
I'm sorry. I just have a lot of personality.
- I think we'd all like to see that. - Um...
Right. You're alive.
That's unfortunate.
First night out with bae And she dips on you
Take care.
I gotta tell you, man,
You live across the way from your weed dealer?
I'm going, I'm going.
That (using censored bad word) starts to hurt!. That (using censored bad word) starts to hurt!.
Blips was supposed to run this game, man.
It's like black Jesus up in here.
Thank you for sharing your time.
But this ain't no motherfucking pet store, nigga.
Yeah, I'm good.
That fuckin' hurts!
Y'all drive a hard-ass bargain.
Wait, where are you?
Why didn't y'all say something earlier, man?
I wish that I could be more help.
- I know you got some killer shit. - Actually, no, we...
He's got Keanu!
I ain't scared.
Nah!
This movie's in about 20 minutes.
Please, no. Look, I'll go away. I'll go away, please!
You can't talk like that here.
Am I in Heaven?
What's that'?
No, not my De La!
Anything? Beer, wine, liquor, girls'?
and came down and was still shooting niggas.
Gonna heat it up. Heat it on up.
You fucking peasant!
Cute cat.
Can I help you?
Rell'?
No.
just take a little time to think about my offer.
Come on, you guys. Let's smoke some Holy Shit.
I was just telling these guys
What are you doing? No.
Shark Tank, can I catch your ear for a second?
These drinks are for my marriage.
Walking through work like!
It doesn't have to be that hard.
Go, go, go.
Where we goin' again?
- There we go. There. - Let's do it, kids.
You say a pipe?
again.
Smokin' crack with God.
Ow, ow, ow!
He black, then?
So.
Yeah, for the calendar.
Yes, that's good. Yes, thank you, thank you!