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Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
Oh, you know what?
God damn right, they had him.
Drop your weapon now!
we gotta catch some Z's,
Mmm-hmm.
- In the mansion, earlier... - Yeah, yeah.
- What? - What?
Great. This is all great. I'm not here for any of that.
All right, y'all.
You know, you don't have to-
You wanna get caught, go ahead, drive a little drug car.
It ain't like my fuckin' lifestyle is some secret.
is truth.
I'll give you New Jack as a gesture of respect.
Sleepy?
That was some cold shit.
- Yeah. - I want you to try and relax.
Wow!
What'?
- Clarence, we gotta do it! - I cannot do it!
Yeah, go ahead, Techtonic.
Dude, look! I get you lost your kitty-cat,
I will not sell drugs. I can't sell drugs, Rell.
after you just smiled and waved to the police.
Oh, shit! You fucking crazy?
I'm not fuckin' around.
But I'm here now.
About time you passed that shit, eh?
So, what, do you need me for some kind of top-secret mission or something?
That was efficient as fuck. Um...
Truth.
What about you?
- It's fine. - Okay. Well, yeah.
D And someone hands you a blunt
Yes!
I had a fantastic time.
I mean, what the fuck does that even mean?
And he probably had a fuckin' father figure
I'm a motherfuckin' dick-taker."
Oh, shit!
Yo, this party is crazy!
But, enough! Enough! Enough!
You ain't gonna hit nobody.
Blood bath. Hundred executions.
- I know because I named him. - And has been his for months.
- Hey. - Thank you.
if they're not in a closed session!
This was your idea.
the dirtiest, most fucked-up thing you've ever done?
Not 5. Too old.
We]! keep an eye out for the cat.
Okay. See, there's a problem with that,
Yeah.
Nigga, yes, we them Allentown niggas.
Well' sometimes you can be a little wound up.
Come on.
You sound like John Ritter all the time.
there's a non-gangster motherfucker
- I'll see you soon. - Okay. Good.
Me, too, man. Me, too.
Wow.
Right now. Turn around.
he didn't have his own positive male role model in his life.
Oh, um...
Clarence, Clarence, they're bad people.
I'll fuck with him.
Dude, you lost your cat.
Just don't move, all right?
Hell, yeah, nigga, we sleepy.
Seems to me,
It ain't gonna be like you think.
- which you, as a grown man, do not have. - Fair enough.
And what are you gonna do to me?
I'm sorry, no.
Bitch, you ain't no fuckin' cop.
Cheddar!
that kicked your ass, motherfucker.
NO, NOT MY WU TANG!
Pablo!
Come on, man. You got a bunch of shit, man.
What makes you think I can't handle my business?
Rachel, get the bag.
- Yes! Yes! - Get him off me!
They're fucking fingers, man. They're fucking fingers.
Yo
Loosen up your shoulders.
You think we don't mean business?
Give me a second before I kill you.
That's $10,000.
Mom, not now!
So, what'? You're so hardcore,
- Shit. - Damn.
I'm not joking.
Yeah, that's right! You a fuckin' nerd!
the whole fuckin' time.
Dictator? More like a motherfuckin' dick-taker
What'?
No fuckin' way these guys could be the Phantomas, man.
Hey, you know what, Techtonic'?
Cheddar, you're under arrest.
ON.!
They took him?
because you gonna be in trouble in a second.
Fuck.
Because, my man right here,
You two morons is coming with us.
Wow. But, unfortunately, we-
It's been a long-ass time since we heard that.
Show me your hands now!
Damn!
Oh, thank God.
We're gonna go home.
Only he's flippin' today.
We supposed to own this city.
You know, man, that's how we do.
Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, Rell.