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Oh, man.
and this guy, he let me smoke some of 'this stuff.
I said.
mdp on the beats
Whoa. Wait a minute.
You're not getting away from me!
The one where he died.
- Give me that. - Okay.
- Right, dawg? - Right on, man.
- Okay. - Ow. I'm shot in the leg. Ow!
Well played, yep. That's what we should do. Mmm-hmm.
Is that necessary?
Yeah, Well, um...
I got the low-flow toilet to put in.
This your shit'?
unless you're being excellent to yourself.
- Are you ready to go? - Uh, yes, okay.
Oh, shit.
Oh!
Yo, Cheddar.
Yeah, thank you for sharing, though.
That is a hurtful lie!
Why don't you search 'em, Bud?
Don't think too long.
Hannah! Baby.
You okay, Keanu'?
Look, I spoke to Hannah on the phone,
FUCK! No!
But first let me introduce you to Officer Galloway
to shoot your friend.
What'd you think my idea of fun was, right?
You one considerate motherfucker.
That's right. People thought that shit was real.
Keanu's a cutie.
Twenty-three.
- and she said that Spencer did something. - What?
- That's his cat. - And his name is Keanu.
maybe, just maybe,
Come on. Let's go!
Here we go.
I don't know what to tell you, brother.
Oh, shit!
Come on. Drive!
I wanna thank you for earlier.
We need to talk about a few things before you go.
- Yeah. - All I care about
Drop the fucking... Hey, back up!
Gonna rub it all over your neck.
But, you know, the thing about me and Techtonic,
This my shit right here!
Don't fuckin' let Anna Faris tear us apart!
So, it was them'?
Yeah. All right. Okay.
Okay...
All right, just stay there.
Oh, shit!
No. That's my favorite fucking song.
Hello?
I'm gonna put Keanu in his little nook.
I'm gonna take you on a date.
HPV.
I didn't tell you about the calendar. Check it.
Nobody
What's going on, motherfuckers?
That was amazing! Movie of the year!
Talking to bosses about overtime
- He's Shark... - The king pimp himself.
Tryna Slide back to you in the new year
Put your hands up.
Let's just say he made me uncomfortable.
Oh, fuck, man. I'm sorry, bro.
Everything has its price.
We just got your cat back for you.
Trying to kill me with my kid's car!
Good. Let's go.
But I don't have a driver's license 'cause I'm from New York City.
And we the only ones that got it in LA.
George Michael is holding it down.
Why is your door open?
What's that'?
- Shit! - Shit!
Uh, yeah. This is my nigga, New Jack, right here, man.
a nigga make a goddamn deal.
No, it is not in my experience.
Oh, yeah. Look, bro.
- That's okay. All rig ht. - Okay.
I'm gonna advise that.
There's consequences to your actions
Or dare.
Don't turn your back on me.
And just remember, Rell.
Keanu.
No.
It does, don't it'? Yeah, yeah. I mean,
A kid stabbed me 'cause I stole his Ring Pop.
- Give me the cat. - No! Keanu!
and we gonna be on our goddamn way, Spencer!
As recently, our docket is full, nigga-
Iglesias?
Wait, what's wrong?
Stitches did share something about hisself.
Nope, Clarence.
Get the fucking bag!
Gentlemen, please, why can't we just talk about this?
- Them's some pipes. - Right.
Wordness to the Turdness
Biscuits.
- Thank you. Appreciate it.
And diarrhea is what I'm talking about.
I do it for corporate...
Let me break it down right quick.
.Hey- - Hey-
Got my trick knee.
Blood-Grips, Blips.
Blam...
was considered a profound insult to his honor.
- Yo, Shark Tank! - Yeah, dawg?
Good job today, man. You did really good.
Actually, he is, man.
Ha! I'm just fucking with you!
And I just want you to be Clarence.