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You feel me?
I know. Yeah. Oh.
All right.
This my Kaylee right here!
Hey, Hulka. This is my cousin, Clarence.
Just taking me out from the trunk'? Oh, thank you.
Just take a deep breath...
- What? That is me doing me. - No.
Appendix.
Not in front of us. Please, not in front of us.
You want some, dawg'?
Call Rell.
Hey.
Oh, fuck!
I'm Hi-C.
I did not help you.
Yeah.
Cheddar is a businessman. He don't take drop-bys.
It's like you...
Deal. Why is it a deal?
Your girl know what's up.
Oh, well, unfortunately, my beautiful bride sends her apologies.
Shit.
Clarence, you did it, man! Fuck, you did it, cuz!
Yeah, that's rig ht.
God, ow.
Word to Big Bird I'm eight, dawg. Blam!
Your appendix?
Going home, home...
For helping me kill those people.
Look, there's money. Look at all the drugs around you, man.
Maybe we should go somewhere.
A damn-ass street fight.
- I do what I can, dirt. - Just do it!
I love you, Keanu.
I wanna show y'all something. Come on.
.Okay- - Yep-
No.
Right?
I ain't help you kill them people.
Yeah. Roll on, po-po.
So, let's knock this job out real quick.
No. No. I...
Okay, 10 G's plus New Jack.
Hi-C!
You almost got us killed, man, okay?
- That's my cousin! - I got him!
- Give him some of that catnip he like. - Mmm-hmm.
about what exactly went down at the Diaz church massacre.
All right, listen.
I mean... I talk like that sometimes.
Fuck, yeah!
You know, I run a professional business here.
I'm gonna take this moustache and I'm just gonna go like...
It's too much of a coincidence...
Watch the door. Keanu!
I've never heard you talk to me like that before.
Hulka's house.
Everybody here seems to like Keanu,
Look, look, look!
Keanu!
Mmm...
No problem.
Oh, honey, let me get her for you. Belle!
Me?
Shit!
That's crazy how you knew that.
That's whose apartment that Trunk and Bud stole the cat from.
Well, this was a fuckin' mess.
Light this bitch up!
He ain't want none, did he?
Why are we going through red lights? I'm sorry! Sorry!
Trina Parker.
Chill. Hey, yo, Cheddar.
You know, I got a lot of enemies
Hi-C.
Oh, my God, Rell! What are you doing?
They're like shadows, man.
You was kind of close.
Whoa! All right!
You guys, don't kill me.
Well, show us.
No more Hollywood talk. I'm so sick of this bullshit.
And then, he used to roll with this nigga, Ridgeley.
- You... - Nerds...
Where you go from there is a choice I leave to you.
Oh, my gosh!
The calendar?
- Let's go. Come on! - Yeah!
Get that bitch!
Keanu!
It's what the kids are doing.
Why did I grab a stick shift?
Okay, we just murdered those people.
That thing. That leg thing. That's my jam.
Of course you're alive.
You don't know my wife very well.
I got my name
Just got this done out back.
and that you can't just say it
Oh, you fuck!
What are you doing?
All right, sweetheart.
Aight, man.
Rell, Rell.
This is what you said you wanted, right?
That's awful, man.
The other one was short, girthy.
You ready to go, Keanu?
but why you drive this weak-ass van?
I did not know that. See?
we can see that new Shailene Woodley movie, huh?
So who the fuck are you niggas?
This shit sound kinda white.
Excuse me!
Spencer was inappropriate how?
Only you ain't heard of it yet because it's new.
You know what? I get it.
Well, that's a shame.
Rell, you can't drive!
That's my boy, right there. He know how to do it right.
Donnie and I decided to double-team her christened the elevator by getting a blowjob Who? What are you, a fucking owl? NAOMI: Fuck off, Rocky! Bad dog. while our wives were out shopping for Christmas dresses. I mean that was the last time we ever have sex. But not before he rats out Brad's wife, Chantalle, like it's the last fucking time.
Please, no!
Got a neat little backpack.