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I got a big exchange tomorrow. I need you.
Who is Hulka?
- You did'? - Yeah.
No, no, no.
Hey! Listen, if you let us go,
if I can get a moment to discuss with my colleague.
We're not interested.
Whassup? I'm Trunk.
She can't make it this weekend.
Got up in there licketysplit, snip, snip, yeah.
I kind of liked Hi-C.
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to take that blanket back.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Then get my back.
No!
Oh.
All right, in or out.
And we here to collect the bounty.
we handle our business a little bit more professionally.
Bitch, shut the fuck up!
First off, uh, I don't like niggas I don't know.
I never get to go out. I never go out.
Oh. Okay. Well...
Hundred, 101.
You understand? People understand the historical significance of that word,
What the fuck is wrong with you'?
I'm more one of them pipe-smokin' niggas, you know.
People can't be excellent to you
Deep breath. Ready?
Second of all, no, they don't!
All right, we're gonna have to walk.
Yo nigga, you floatin
We in the market right now for a gangsta pet, so...
Okay. So...
- There you go. - That's what happened.
Okay.
I'm here for you, buddy.
That's what you're gonna do to me.
I'm gonna need two things, though.
That's what it's called, man. Holy Shit.
My name is Shark Tank.
I do not sound like Richard Pryor
He's my kitten, Iglesias.
- goin' on later or what? - Yeah.
so we can agree on that, right, guys?
- Hey, hey, y'all. - If he start that shit.
You know, it's not so bad, yeah.
No, you don't want to go through there.
Oh, my gosh, you're right.
Why are you talking to me like that'?
I didn't...
Clarence and I, having killed the Allentown brothers
Help!
Honey, I'm sorry I can't come with you guys this weekend.
your little area while I'm gone. Is that cool?
The Matrix.
You know what I'm saying?
Come on, Rell.
Shark Tank! Come here!
And the beauty is,
no stupid-ass nigga in his right mind
Be specific!
And so, yeah. I mean, the 17th Street Blips,
Can you just explain to me what's going on right now?
You looking out, and that's why I respect you, Cheddar.
Fucking got you, motherfucker!
They didn't even see it coming.
What'?
I don't understand. What does that mean?
How old were you'?
Please, please. No, don't hurt him. Please.
and wherefores and...
Dare.
more than they like Techtonic!
Get that off you.
But I am married.
I will kill you!
Yeah. Or maybe it was somebody who thought they were breaking into your house?
Damn, nigga! You see that shit'?
You know she's jokin', right?
Which Rocky?
Fine. I'm fine. Every/thing's fine.
We hire celebrities all the time to help us with cases.
Yeah.
Please, Lord, let those be fingers.
Oh, shit. Somebody's getting an ass whippin'.
Stop doing that. No, what are you...
That (using censored bad word) starts to hurt! That (using censored bad word) starts to hurt!
No, I can't do it.
- Really? - No.
Crimson Tide. Good one.
Well, anything better than being shot, you heard?
Uh, say goodbye.
Oh, shit, you serious?
Thanks for sharing, brother.
Driving up the price.
What, this'?
You all right'?
Watch and learn.
Oh, damn!
He's keepin' his.
And I swear to God, this drug is insane.
Then nobody never see Ridgeley ever again.
Well, legally speaking,
What?
No, no, no. Know what I'm saying?
I'm Techtonic.
Yeah, well, you know... Shit. I mean...
- Are you at a club? - Yeah.
The Blips.
Rell!
I could tell you like girls.
Come on, y'all. Let's go to this party, man.
- Hello. - Sup'?
I heard you had a baller crib,
Holy shit!
You're not hearing me. You're not hearing me.