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- I gotta get out! - Would you shut up?
Why don't we take these two lovely ladies out for the evening.
- Even O'Connell doesn't know. - Oh, really?
...concerning a criminal conspiracy between Michael Carlino...
Any questions?
- And you believed them? - No, I don't believe them, Daddy.
I'm not gonna end up looking like that.
- Champagne, please. - Yes, sir.
Yes, you're right.
Stealing television sets?
Yeah, come on, let's go be security guards.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
You're working. You're working for me.
I hope you got a permit for that fire, Dooley.
Now, where does this money go?
Okay. I'm not messing around.
It's not that cold tonight.
Hi, fellas. How's it going?
Freeze. This is a citizen's arrest.
...last time I checked the statutes.
How to tan Properly
Yeah, jeez, you're right, Lou.
- But I'll take it from him. - Great. Pay the man.
Hey! Idiot!
If I say you're gonna be a cop, you'll be one.
Mr. Klepper...
Here, grab a chair, grab a chair. Hurry up. Get out of the way.
And question some of these people.
These are your union representatives.
We'll deduct it from your first paycheck.
"Hello, Mike. I hear you lost your penis."
I just don't want any of our drivers hurt.
Hey, I told you I'd be here.
- I'm glad you could make it, baby. - All right.
Why? Are you still worried about this union thing?
And I don't think it's proper to take cheap shots at us...
- Hey, nice attitude. - Look!
Yes, I have a question concerning our powers of arrest.
Hope you gentlemen can do best so you'll be fine for the recovery and now this is like for the first time, thank you.
- ...calling the kettle black. - Oh, is that a fact?
You won't lie to me no more.
Freeze.
Go, go.
Excuse me, I do have work to do.
Come on, hurry.
- I got it, I got it. - All right, all right, all right.
You wanna hurry up?
...on my fanny by now.
We're on our way!
Well Climb on in here slim!
Freeze, or I'll feed you to the fish.
Out! And just so you don't forget...
Have you seen it?"
Frank. Frank.
Are you strong.
- How long you been working here? - Every day for the last three weeks.
- ...the fee for the course is $51.50. - Don't worry.
Come on, come on, two more.
I don't listen to you anymore. From now on, I call the shots. Got that?
Let's say somebody lying, right?
- No. - No.
...or prosecution resulting from wrongful arrest complaints?
Come on.
...I repeat, do not commence firing...
Made my day, really. Thank you.
Come on. There we go, right onto the road.
It carries the union's pension and welfare money. Frank's got a plan.
Now you know where you are.
You see, the point is this: There's good guys, and there's bad guys.
Don't you get emotional on me now, Clarence, eh?
I mean, I like her. You know, my partner, Mr. Silver Tongue...
I know.
You wanna open the doors, please? I'd love to chat all evening with you.
Brackman, run for it!
And you know they lying.
Waste them, Floyd!
And where is Michael Carlino now?
...into a $12-billion-a-year industry.
Ten more, man. Come on. Ten more. Come on, come on, come on.
I think this job's gonna be really good, Frank.
And stay out the annex. Pay attention, fat boy.
That'd be Pepe, and I sure can.
"Yes, I believe I saw it with the cocktail wieners."
Couple of hit men out here.
...for betraying the trust and responsibility...
Maybe he thought I was crazy to keep trying.
What's my problem?
- Really? - Oh, yeah, look at this here.
Hey, get out of my face, will you? Let me--
- Hey, you're all right, you know that? - Yeah, you too, buddy. I like you.
Do you have a pen?
All right, let him go.