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In a hospital, it's hard to avoid letting people down.
And you learn to accept that some things are out of your hands.
If you show me your penis I’m going to take it away from you
You want me to go all the way home and bring back your lucky do-rag?
All right.
Why don't you wear the puppies do-rag I got you for Lent?
Mommy, where's my teddy bear?
4.30.
So, it's your show, Debbie.
I'm in charge and don't care about your opinion.
right next to that salmon cable-knit sweater
And could you be back in 20 minutes?
you want but haven't had the courage to order.
you can't help but look back and wonder,
Is this moment just like you always pictured?
the most minor event, even a butterfly flapping its wings,
Find your pink doggie yet?
You're the kinda... Dammit!