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In fact, I'm the king of the parasites.
(SCREAMING)
Whether it's being bested by a rival...
My mom hooked up with Michael Chang.
Did Dr. Vaughn tell you? I think I want him to do the surgery.
It's just that my spot's in the shade, and I have leather seats,
Fine, but be fair warned. I trained with the Mossad, okay?
(PAGER BEEPING)
Where's my pastry?
Really? Well, I train with LaMarcus down at the gym.
Son, you're a leader.
You're like me, Number One. You can't help yourself.
Yeah. It stressed me out so much my throat seized up for, like, a year.
When 5-0 catches you Slanging that Ghetto D to folks
(CHATTERING)
- Yes. - Oh, thank God.
Thank you, Todd, for being the example to a point
See, whenever I get into a position of power,
and it's horrible and gross and I hate myself and him.
from the (CLICKING TONGUE) Zambezi River Tribe,
You knew I wouldn't be able to stay away from them.
- from my good friend Bono. - Could you just cut?
Whoo!
I love you, too.
Fine. I'm going to go get some more tots.
So, fail me if you want, but I'm going to go back in there,
But I was thinking, before we start, we'd take a little break.
And I'm like, "Later, Tevas." God. Where should I go next?
(CLAPPING SOUNDS)
It was the first album. The crowd...
See, it's easy.
I mean, if you just open up your eyes and let me in, Turk. Let me in.