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- I'm sorry. It's dead. - Ooh, cool outfit!
Outstanding, son!
No.
- Ah, sniff this... God! - [BigJohn] Hey, Ronnie.
You blew my best friend
- [Mimicking] "I like us." - I do.
One, two, three, four.
[Laughing]
I know, Kenneth.
- [Grunts] - That's a buck apiece, guys.
-S... O... N. - Your score will then account...
and invite them to come over here and join us, okay?
Excuse me. Good night now. Excuse me.
- Yes, please. Thank you. - Okay, I'll see you then.
[Boy Laughs]
Happy Birthday Joey!
Hi! How are you?
I don't know anybody named Donald.
Most beautiful girl in the history of this county.
All right.
Either you put on Bandstand now, or I have one less relative.
I respect you. Immensely.
- A picnic? - Nope.
Hi!
- Go for it! - Donald!
You shit on my house Asshole!
An asteroid crashed there and broke the moon.
Love
[Girl] Oh, I'm gonna be late.
Quinton is in... Let The Fun Begin!
I mean, I've seen zombies with more individuality.
And I'll be satisfied
No... Yes... Well, we came from her house together, so, yeah.
The Ronster, man. You're one badass dude. Hey, listen.
Why did you say your name was Donald?
- Me too. - Tsk.
Now there's the answer, buddy.
I mean, it almost feels like a job sometimes.
- Hey! - [Together] It's the African anteater ritual!
[Cindy] Ronald!
Shit on my house
I have to work at it. So does everybody else.
Thanks so much! I swear, I don't know what I would have done without you. Really.
Cindy!
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Ronald? Not at the table, please.
[Girl Shrieks]
You Shit On MY House
[Upbeat]
Sorry? Hey, I'm the one that forgot my dad's car.
- We want ours to be all alone. - Man, look at...
Well, guys, read 'em and weep.
Okay, deal. Now, just remember,
- [Knocking] -[Mom] Cynthia?
- My house. New Year's Day? - A party, man?
- How much are they? - Don't worry about it. They're on me.
What about my clothes?
Hmm. Yeah.Ah,yes!
You better get back to your own side, or I'm gonna send you back to Geeksville in a milk carton!
Cindy, this is what I'm talking about: responsibility.
Let the fun begin!
- Good job. - Really? Oh, my God!
After 40 years at the bottom of the ocean...
All right.
You shit on my house!!!
[Starts, Stops Lawn Mower]
There's no reason to raise your voice.
in the spaz-mobile.
Oh, ladies, you're lookin' fine this A.M.
- Telescope. - Oh, well.
[Girl] Ow!
[Boy #2] Dave,you can beat me!
What's the one special thing you miss most about the old hometown?
- No, bullshit. You're trying to pull a Ronald Miller scam. - A what?
[Ronald] So how do you do it?
I don't care too much for money
Tell me that you want the kind of things
Hi, Cindy.
Seghers Are In! Let The Fun Begin!
Well, I was thinkin' more like Sunday afternoon.
Ooohhhh... Ooowwww
- [Clears Throat] No. - Loved it, baby.
First morning in school, homework? Sure, Ken.
You guys, it's no big deal. Um, Bobby sent it to me from Iowa.
[Humming]
Now that ain't Dick Clark.
Happy New Year.
You could at least acknowledge my existence.