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these alternative rockers, and my favorite bartender.
After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off.
Had two big horns
Kids shouldn't have secrets.
Oh.
You're always pointing that shotgun at us.
There you go, doll.
But who'll run the bar while you're gone?
You do? Then I like you, too. Here. Have a Silmarillion meme.
Here, turkey-turkey-turkey!
Unless you're being ironic, turn that off now.
Father Give me legs
Moe, would you like to meet some attractive young models?
What's the word I'm searching for? Uh...
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!
for supplying this beautiful turkey made entirely of tofu.
Michael, no!
Yeah. No cord at all on those.
Turkeys, the only animal smarter than man.
Oh, come on, Bart. Smell those curds.
Don't do that. Who am I kidding?
Hey! Lenny!
it would renew my zeal.
I thought this was gonna be your bar.
So what you talking about? Something interesting?
What do you call it? Human feeling.