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You got drunks, you got Irish people, you got, um...
- Yeah. - Yeah? Then you drank yourself
I think just a quick touch-up
Yes, I was on the sex island,
Lovely. How are you?
I'm gonna kill myself, Frank.
DENNIS: What the hell is this, Frank?
What smell?
- Oh! - No, look, 95% of what went on down there
My last name is McDonald.
No! No!
It's the mystery of the magic, I don't know.
(GROANS) Wait a minute.
only to find out that they have no odor at all!
Oh, my God, Dee, we are driving you to work, okay?
Because I'm a gay man and you're
We-we brought you to Ireland.
Oh! Oh, shit.
this guy is like the Irish version of me.
I'm sorry, we've already recast your part.
- That's like magic. - Yeah.
(STAMMERS, GASPS)
Please-please tell me th-that's not true.
Keep your stupid, ugly shamrock tattoo in your pants.
You know, like driving on the left-hand side of the road.
Slow down, be serious, Mom, be serious!
- Oh. Cool. Yeah, I mean, I dig it here, man. - Yeah.
Okay, it's fine. Everyone, listen, please.
Yeah, do it, bitch.
I'm gonna go find real Irish people,
Uh, I can read it, I can't speak it.
This-this can't be happening, no.
did redistribute down into my, my eye area.
All right, well, don't yell at her... she's unconscious.
become much more charming now that I've
You seem a little nutted.
I can still be an obnoxious American mom you'd like to F!