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So I grab one of my grenades off my belt,
I'm so hot.
And then you look at him, and he's in the formaldehyde jar.
I'm about 3 days away from being fired, the way I figure it.
It would be amazing.
Don't you want to know, Robin?
Kinda lift, that N BC.
Both: Oh, no! It's Lucy!
But you are a great programmer. Here, payday.
Just about the time my puppet career ended,
That's great news. Thanks, Kenny. I gotta go.
Everything I do is misunderstood.
You've gotta listen to Imus.
his mother killed his sister,
We are a team, for God's sakes.
Give that to me.
I've been smacked around by Morton Downey,
Howard, it was a home run.
[Caller Moans, Howard Hums]
Keep it moving!
Well, I'm not really married anymore.
all the way down your throat.
Was my voice too deep doing that?
if Howard would have listened to me,
Well, anyway, she's dead.
You have to have some verbal ability.
My girlfriends think i'm crazy for letting you behave like that on the air.
our own ex-president. What do you got there, Dick?
I know someone on this block. Let me think.
Do you want to tell us about that?
you got to put this hand up, OK?
You're funny.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
He makes us sound like a bunch of idiots on the radio.
# I can't dance #
# Howard Stern, WNBC #
and we should go somewhere else.
"When attempting to score with a babe,
I don't want to fire him. You fire him.
# Gonna use my arms, gonna use my legs... #
It'll never happen again, Kenny.
Betty Jean, hi. It's Howard Stern,
It's great to meet you.
That was interesting.
Mmm.
We hope to hear from you tomorrow...
Adam!
First we got to build an audience. Heh.
Robin, it's everybody's salary on his desk.
Howard.
Still be doing radio, you know.
I don't know what I was in, Robin,
that Howard Jr.'s in a formaldehyde jar.
and it's number 4 in the state,
We got some great tunes for you this morning,
My program director Pig Vomit
[Game Show Music Plays]
No. Sit behind me in the tub.
Thanks.
3 seconds, I'd be finished.
You and Robin must not talk to each other on the air.
This is the Duke of rock saying,
So bad. So horrible.
Haah!
You know what I like about you?
What the hell do you think you're doing?
She had nothing to do with the bit.
None of it means anything. It's empty...
talking about me, Howard Stern.
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
down in Florence, Alabama.
and I stayed on the air, and I made a lot less money?
swallow an entire 13- inch kielbasa?
Dee Dee, I don't believe it.
# I make money talking about the joke in my underpants #
# Mercy now #
He's Pig Vomit.
because I know you feel the same exact way I do about NBC
Your husband's quite a character.
Sans panties, sans bra.
On the air.
I can't even walk in and get my hair done
Let me tell you something...
# I'll take you there #
She doesn't even know me,
We would have sex, like, 10 times a day. You would love it.
I don't understand them at all.
[Moans]
because nobody knew who I was.
I bear no grudge against Howard Stern.
Well, I'm glad you asked me that.
Irene, thank you for the weather forecast.
Yeah. What happened?
Monaco?
Oh, yeah. Please.
so that I'll know on which day you'll be doing which bit.
[Gravelly Voice] Hi, Gene.
When he shares our most personal details of our life together
I'm begging you.
I got some music for you now at DC 101.
The young man from Washington that we...
[Applause]
I've been single for exactly 6 hours.
You know, I think... I don't know.
And the station manager says we are gonna be
Let's play our game now, OK? Shall we?
Thanks for nothing. Gino, let the donkey go.
and occasionally you are real funny,
This Disney/Spectrum dispute
When I'm through whipping him,
They thought I knew what I was doing. This was great.
Howard: I'm just thinking for a minute.
Lookin' forward to working with you.
OK, you start tomorrow.
All right!
and I'll rub your shoulders from back here.
I know.
Oh, you were so young.
where he would give a new toilet
I can't talk right now.
Reporter: What you're about to hear is going to shock you
Yeah, she just said pussy.
The entire kielbasa is going down.
So either way, we win.
Hi. You know who I am? Yeah, I'm Stuttering John.
that usually gets me into trouble.
Quit? If I quit, they win.
Ooh. [Clears Throat]
They're trying to break us apart. They're trying to beat us.
Hello?
Howard: I got to tell you, with all this carrying on,
and she sees me looking at her.
Howard, how about you have a seat?
maybe I should just say it, just blurt it out, you know?
He'd leave at 7:00 in the morning, get home around midnight or something.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
Now let me say something.
[Jackhammer]
I have a theory that he is the one
Immediately disconnect Stern's microphone,
In my mind, I'm hearing...
Yes, honey, of course you're on the air.
You know, unless he quits,
Now it's gonna get a little rougher, OK?
I'm so tahitzed.
Go first.
OK.
I'm just going to go dry my hair.
We're gonna take a break. We'll get back to making out with the lesbians
I tried every fucking thing I could fucking think of
Robert DeNiro...
[Siren]
Having trouble with your woman?
and I never drove a truck
require my personal approval.
Should I trade half my money for 10 times as much sex?
[Siren]
$150,000 a year.
Moti: Tell Dickie Davis Howard wants to see him now.
I'm gonna grab this guy's hat,
Ross Buckingham.
I think Howard would appreciate it if you would do it for us.
Good, but don't answer it.
Alison, if I don't talk about you and me on the air...
You're not going to get bashful on me now, are you?
No, I was... quite comfortable.
I ain't done too badly myself.
and you're licking whipped cream off a kielbasa,
You have a transistor radio, or you have one of those big sound systems?
The grand opening is this...
show us some characters. OK?
who was murdered 2 years ago today. Lennon's killer...
Howard, seriously, come on.
How about that?
Now, why is that?
We never played catch or went to ball games.
- Howard! - Caller: Do what?
I had 11 kills in Vietnam,