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Kill the white man.
OK, here we go.
"How to Score with Babes,"
And they said if I do really well,
Irene... the weather girl.
and 6 weeks later, the new ratings came out.
You be management... like me.
Howard As God: Hello, Howard.
Howard did not tell me...
and just see how he's feeling. You stay here. OK?
I used to go to Stanley Sport all the time.
Yo, Fartman. Love you, man.
Is that ri... Well, now, how about that, kiddies?
OK, it's 5:35 at W N BC.
[Music Plays]
and next week we'll bring him to the zoo in a stroller."
I am shocked.
I can't even go... I can't even get my hair done.
Marilyn Manson: # Your mouth is like a suicide #
Let me tell you something. Look at yourself.
and I've never been 21/2... What's the music?
from a 2.9 to a 5.6.
Patch it in.
Full load.
Yeah?
Kill him until he is dead.
Come here.
Oh, well!
to a very, very charming and beautiful lady,
# We were makin' when you #
he'll quit.
Well, thank you, Gene. That's very nice of you.
Hi, Elyse.
Robin... don't encourage him.
I'm in a good mood. Let's take some phone calls
This is a good discussion.
right in front of you. Come on back.
They're... they're driving you crazy.
Husband: Honey, this is not humiliating. This is show business.
He was disgusting.
All right.
OK. All right, That's rude. You go first.
Fuck ice chips, How!
Only on the radio. It's just an act.
We're all rats trapped in a box,
Mm-hmm.
Make fun, not funny.
I'm not psychiatrist.
I am the hero of the lesbian community,
I knew I was going to get in trouble if I did.
Mom, we're half negro?
All right, all right, that's not going to work.
Yeah, exactly.
What the hell's going on? What are you doing, man?
Ooh!
No, he doesn't! I'm not in the movie!
I absolutely am.
And very important,
Yes, Robin, he's running in right now.
we are gathered here today
Well, I fucking worked my fucking ass off
Because I'd be a schmuck.
What he did to me today
Fuck off!
It's so apparent to me now what I should be doing.
Mmm.
OK. I'll go get the door.
Hello. I'm Robin Quivers,
Could you come here for a second?
# She was a fast machine #
Well, for one thing, my clothes are gonna get all wet.
Howard, I was in the military.
All right. Let's get her out. Let's do it.
My sperm are fantastic. I'm fantastic.
You can get her. You can get her.
you, eh?
Gather your things together, Robin. Let's go.
tight-sweatered...
Come here.
They're the same thing.
- OK. - Now hold this and say...
Now watch and learn.
Wait. Excuse me for one minute. Robin...
I deal with abnormality every single day.
Yes. Sir, may I help you?
He's come all the way to our show for the first time.
W N BC.
# Dee dee dee #
But my sperm is like supersperm,
# I'm a tortured man #
[Thunder]
and listen to what it says.
and welcome to Match Game.
The guy's got 3 kids.
WCCC also wants to remind you
Wait a second. If I do a lame show, it's never gonna take off.
This is a great time to talk
This is about Howard coming to Washington.
Hi, this is Howard Stern, and it's 75 degrees presently,
Afternoon drive, the most powerful radio station in their chain,
I don't mince words. You will never be a great disc jockey.
Are we talking about Brett again?
I have a big cock.
# I don't believe in dying #
Give me a call. I'll help you out.
[Unenthusiastically] W N BC.
the only black traffic reporter in the Detroit area,
See? It worked. I can say it.
Yes. You know, you might be right about that, Howard.
I work with your husband Kenny.
Little cotton panties, a tight little undershirt.
[Still lmitating Nixon] And I gave it to Robin over there.
Screw the FCC. We just lost Muffler Man.
Nat King Cole: # Pretend you're happy... #
You threw a grenade into a school?
Let me ask you something.
that's caused a bit of a shift in the listening patterns.
You know what I want you to do for me,
Al, you OK?
No. I mean...
What the hell are they doing?
You have my word.
I don't want to hear any more of this, you hear me?
Imus does it perfectly.
Whoa.
Oh, yes, I love it, baby. Give it to me.
How are his numbers?
And you know what else you could do?
I say electrocute him. You gotta be with that program, huh, Ross?
every day till he was 14...
Here.
You goddamn motherfuckers.
I mean, I can't do it Saturday.
Absolutely. Robin's my anchor.
I'm not even in this fucking movie!
that runs around the country, you know, looking for work all the time.
You talk too much.
It is disgusting. Take a look behind the fireplace.
I didn't think anybody even listened to that.
am I not, Robin?
Harrison Ford...
This is the most beautiful you ever looked.
Just real quick, OK? Listen.
She has swallowed an entire 13-inch kielbasa.
We certainly do. We're very fortunate that way.
I work here, so keep your mouth shut.
You know why I love you? 'Cause you're smart.
Friday?
# Ooh-ooh-ooh dee dee #
"and the grand opening is this weekend.
you know, uh, legendary.
Howard Stern.
I'm not real good at this, I confess,
I'm a bit of an old comedy man myself.
Al, I miss you so much.
# And dance the blues #
[You Shook Me All Night Long Plays]
I know I told you that I'd do it, but I don't want to.
- You're not gonna quit? - No.
Look at you, man.
# And this not our fate... #
# Callin' for mercy #
Howard: I was hired by an FM rock station, DC 101,
Hey, after all, being misunderstood
to mold him into a proper kind of d.j.,
If we just give it a chance, if we just take some time with it,
So if we bring Robin back, you'll behave?
with a somewhat abnormal job. That I can accept.
She was incredibly beautiful. Really nice.
I was in Vietnam.
And finally, today is Memorial Day.
Bye, Ringo
I'd have to talk about everything. I couldn't hold back.
You really want to be on the radio?
Roger, his rate...
Everything I do is misunderstood.
So... if you need more time or whatever...
You gotta love it, don't you, Ross? Ho ho.
All right, let's go over to Dick Nixon, former president of the United States.
I'm not pathetic.
I didn't make fun of the Chinese people, did I?
If you want to fire me, fire me. Go ahead.
We didn't drive here for you to change your mind.
Aww.
I don't need any more time.
I'll tell you that.
Yeah, go ahead. Tell me more about me.
Most common answer:
[Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion Plays]
Yes, I OWN it!