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Hey, let me ask you something, Ross.
There ain't no God while Howard Stern's walking the earth,
She's the voice of reason.
So we gave them some characters, right?
"No use of the so-called 7 dirty words.
You have the look of love in your eyes,
You know what? You're getting baby fever here.
blank willow.
clarify the situation for him, please.
I don't know. Something in me just snapped.
Oh!
Huh. You know what? Maybe some other time.
[Crowd Cheers]
[Lmitates Ringo] How you doin', me love?
Shut up
Kill, Kill, Kill...
The author has slept with over 16,000 women,
# Hard charger #
and killing a kid should be just as good as killing an adult.
No!
4 times every 15 minutes, not 3. 4.
and you're gonna hear how he does it. Come on, boy.
Pfft, I've seen this look before,
- I've never said this before. - [Music Plays]
I'm escorting this woman around,
Ohhh!
Now, because I had such a minuscule schlonger,
I just couldn't have been happier.
All right, there it is. Cock, cock, cock.
Alison: Am I on the air?
Now, push! Push!
[Jimi Hendrix's All Along The Watchtower Plays]
You've finally done it.
listens for 21/2 hours a day.
This is God with the weather on DC 101.
Well, then I guess you better take them off.
because, see, you don't have a real good voice
No, it's Fartman!
# My life's a wreck #
# She had the sexiest eyes #
I am just trying to run a radio station.
because we have some great panelists.
I think something's wrong.
# Oh, the canvas can do miracles #
How? Howard?
First of all, what kind of radio are you listening to us on?
Says she'd rather quit.
[Moans]
Well, either I'll tame him,
He's the hottest d.j. In New York.
I don't know if that's OK or not.
Absolutely not. This could be a fluke.
- but that goddamn son of a bitch... - [Jackhammer]
L... I just...
Hey, Patricia Fonfara, meet Howard Stern. Your newslady.
[Van Halen's You Really Got Me Plays]
Absolutely refuses.
Oh, you tease.
And the first thing you've gotta do
at 4:00 in the morning in that radio station.
Denzel Washington...
Howard, your father wants to see you downstairs.
I mean, Fred seemed to really like me.
[Sniff Sniff Sniff]
How about that! LeBron James, Huh?!
Time for the news.
And the Howard Stern program.
Alison... She's the best friend I could ever have.
That's why we drove here from Jersey.
What did you have? Blank willow.
Yeah. It's the number one mall in Colbert County,
Thank you, Howard.
Wow. Thank you. Oh, my.
You're not even old enough to have been in Vietnam.
Oh, yes, harder. Please give it to me, please.
OK.
Waaa!
# Just you wait and see... #
It's a show business donkey.
# We did not want to share... #
Well, Gene, I didn't write it too neat,
It's a big problem,
Kenny. Howard Stern.
He comes to me.
I hope it's not too tangy.
Fartman.
- Good to see you. - Good to see you, too.
You know, I'm thinking about...
Hi, honey.
Look at me, Robin. Robin...
Let me tell you something. There are roaches the size of dogs here.
I bear no grudge against David King... David King can kiss my ass in HELL!
because I am New York's first ever gay disc jockey.
Well, he's going to his first job interview in New York.
Do it. Be a man.
- What were you again? - I was a captain.
Chuck, will you show him the numbers.
You understand me? A point and a half higher than lmus.
and I'm your host Symphony Sid.
Thank you. I love you, God.
Why do we live in Roosevelt when you work in New York?
I got something to say to you.
# I'm a hard charger #
Howard, Lisping: Ooo-ey, that's me.
In fact, my father was a radio engineer,
and already she's got a job working with a bunch of wackos.
What the hell is this donkey here for?
Are we ready in there, Freddy Boy?
Thank you very much.
I could do that.
OK, honey.
All right. Now, let's get into it.
and she's here to talk about life in the theater,
This person is coming here to work at our flagship station?
There it is, cock-a-doo... do me a favor
Right. And I was working at a summer camp.
"All of Hollywood can kiss my ass,"
Please, that's way too personal.
We did not have sex on our first date,
Well, Howard, I was 18.
I got to go all the way.
I guess she forgot to close the door.
Excuse me. Mentally challenged.
Oh, yeah? Come on, hurry up.
coming next
Howard: I see. That's very interesting.
Did you miss me? Mmm!
He's the boss.
OK, let's have a little music, Phil.
I'm all ears, Howard. Let's hear it.
Please. It really hurts.
Hey.
You know what I would do to you physically?
I turned to drugs.
but this is, like, one line,
to the funeral on Saturday, but...
Ooh!
Works best when I'm in a hot bath.
Joe has a message for Trump Donald get the fuck out
# Biddi-biddi-biddi... #
It's time for The Match Game.
You know, I've heard black men complain
DC 101. Good morning. This is Howard Stern.
You couldn't be physically attracted to me, could you?
He criticizes us on television.
I'll tell you... Howard Stern, man.
I'll be right back.
More. More. Ohh!
por favor?
It's Howard over in the air studio.
That is the first naked lady in the history of radio.
Was it the Chinese guy calling in for the Doobie Brothers tickets?
Hi.
When you drop, don't spin around
It was funny.
Wow. You gotta love that, folks.
He's number one in the market.
It's an equation from hell.
disc jockeys are dogs.
I know. You thought I was a disgusting, sexist, racist pig
my wife calls in?
Get a grip on yourself!
I want to kill Mark David Chapman.
We have a lot of excitement in the air today
[Saying Call Letters]
Just put it right through as soon as you can.