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and if you love music, you'll love Deep Purple on TBU.
And now... something for a blue Sunday.
jumped to the top of the ratings today,
Uh, I play golf several times a week, you know?
Alison's one of my roommates.
Julie says we're blessed, honey,
Yeah. That's why we're here, man.
Thanks... Thanks... Thank you.
Just, you know, trying.
[Door Closes]
making him number one in greater Washington.
I don't think we should be talking about this.
Will everyone just sit down?
So I'm out there counting all the bodies.
I know you're very, very proud
How do you get along with the folks here?
Howard: Look, I refused to leave the room
I gave the script to Fred.
Howard. How you doing, man?
Wait a minute. Does she know what she's gonna have?
or the wires get screwed up.
[Cough] Blecch!
[Lmitating Voice] Hello, everybody. Hello.
how about I make you...
You did not have permission to do that bit.
Look at these gams.
Thank you.
Yes. You know about this?
And I said to my wife, "Honey, don't be upset
Well, what do you think?
Too bad!
That's the kind of thinking, though,
Record: # Stop it now... #
Alison: How!
What can I do to help here?
[Howard Humming]
but it's clear that she's totally disgusted by me.
You're a moron. Now shut up and sit still.
Oh, yeah. Your sperm are fine.
How did Howard Stern get outside my fucking office?
Howard?
You ever do that again, I'll kill you.
unconventional disc jockey Howard Stern
Oh, my God, Robin.
Yes, honey... Uh-oh, Al? I think she's gone.
I reject that on principle.
So I can't say "big cock,"
Donald Trump
Howard! Howard!
so I have a sloppy pussy.
The audience loved that stuff.
Oh, I can't do that.
Howard: Little by little,
Who knows? I don't know. Massage, schmas.
Down here. Down here. Down here.
You're a moron. Now shut up and sit still.
You just swallowed.
OK.
All right, if I could have some music now.
if given the opportunity to...
To be quite honest, I didn't really want to be a programmer.
What was I?
Shvartzes are niggers, idiot.
program director?
No, Ma. There's no smoke in here.
I mean, we were gonna have our first child,
but I took a polaroid of the toilet.
Hair dryer's in the bathroom.
I mean, I think he really liked me.
Robin: Hit him back.
Turns you on, doesn't it, you little maggot?
This is a good one. It's a good mystery guest.
Uh-oh.
What are you sleeping in?
OK there, Mr. Rushton,
He's up?
Yes, you do, you big idiot scumbag.
This is it. This is everything I want.
But don't make fun of the Chinese people.
[Doorbell Buzzes]
That's my kid up there.
It's a plane...
# No reason to get excited #
[Together] W N BC.
10 a.m. To 2 p. M, eh?
So, we were on our way to a rally in support of feminism,
Let me ride herd on him,
While we were producing this report,
You think that'll work?
Oh, great.
And Alison, well, she got a job right away.
Now, uh, Howard, you know, uh...
Are you ready to have sex?
Hey, man.
We can't just not do the news.
See, he doesn't actually say the bad thing himself.
It's a bird...
Thank you.
and then Robin will analyze me when we get back from this song.
Hey, Pig Vomit.
and I just went for it.
I mean, I never saw the guy.
Joe's gotta message for Trump Donald get the fuck out
OK. The treble's down, and the bass is up.
I couldn't be happier. Everything is fine.
All right, here we go.
Uh, everyone was asleep,
This afternoon... Gray skies,
Uh, I manage a shopping mall
I'll tell you, these halls are, like,
I was the happiest program director in the world.
[Music Plays]
You won't... You're not gonna be naked or anything.
See? It tingles. She likes it.
I told you, we're gonna build a new building.
Howard!
And the winner is...
Let's go over to Miss Brett Somers right now.
Oh!
This is so exciting...
The only thing on my mind, Gene,
to the listener with the largest bowel movement.
I hold you and this station personally responsible.
Oh, well, we are, sir.
Hey, seriously, these guys had rhinoceros penises... huge.
As soon as they get him on,
I swallowed. Oh, my God.
Caller: How are we gonna do that?
The reason I'm calling is because your husband
It's the single worst moment in radio history.
but I got a wife at home. I can't cheat on my wife.
No, that's not a seizure. That's me dancing
Howard's Voice: Save me.
You're goddamn right she's never gonna do it again. You're fired.
Let me soak you in.
Shut up! Sit down!
You enjoying the experience?
I should have just come home
to introduce to all of you a very special man.
Start again. Here we go.
107 FM, AM 1290, WCCC. Good morning.
- Hi. - Wait, wait. There we go.
Thanks.
[Music Plays]
But why can't I play with my puppets?
# Biddi-biddi-biddi #
The problem is that when I needed you,
[Ghostly Groaning]
but I've really changed my mind.
Kenny, we're one of the biggest radio stations in America.
[Silence]
A year, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh. Oh, I'm really looking forward to working with you.
Gene, I have cock, and I wrote it big.
Records... Who gives a damn?
103rd what?
You're serious?
I think a lot of us were moved last night.
Robin: Congratulations, Howard.
Howard: Take your speaker... You got a big speaker?
[Hums]
No, because I love Alison.
Yes, because he looks like a pig,
I mean, a gorgeous woman,
Tom Hanks...
Yeah, sure.
Beautiful.
All right, I don't want to put you under too much pressure.