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He says wear tight pants.
You soiled the sanctity of my home!
Seriously, I heard the show today.
But to be on the radio, you have to have a voice.
But did my fellow artists appreciate
There were bags under those eyes.
Howard: So occasionally I make a fool of myself in public,
I just assumed you thought it was funny.
One disc jockey has wiped out our entire audience?
You punk! Fuck you thousand percent!
"I want to see what he'll say next."
I'm a stupid idiot. I'm so stupid!
# Let's dance #
I thought there was a mistake or something,
You need a plan.
Mark David Chapman, what do you make of him?
He was offensive.
Well, we can't really afford the apartment now,
Thank you!
What's going on here?
Good. OK.
We're gonna be the greatest team in the history of radio.
to get to New York City,
but, uh...
God damn it, Stern!
punched in the nose by Raquel Welch, and what do I get?
Ohh!
You're gonna be the best morning man in the history of radio.
I mean, Princess Grace... beautiful woman and all that...
I'm on the Berlin turnpike, and I take a left-hand turn,
Alison on line 3. It is important.
and I thank you. I love you for that.
is say the call letters properly, OK?
Believe me, a lot of people refused to introduce this guy,
You've got to believe.
It was then that I made a startling discovery.
OK.
But then you know what happens?
Just take a wild guess. Do it right off the top of your head.
Physically, I am.
I'm gonna have sex with you right now over the radio.
I want to introduce to you
I'm serious. That's what they want you to do.
Well, I'm not gonna meet that stupid fuck. He's nothing.
[lmitating Cat And Chicken]
Hello.
since I was 7 years old.
and they can walk around Florida, you know,
[Muttering In Foreign Language]
Let's go up to Mama Look-a boo boo day in the traffic copter.
to go to a premiere for her movie.
Shut up! Shut up!
I'm so sorry.
Uh, no, we don't have a permit,
Well, this is an exciting day for us here in the studio
What is your news? What is it?
All right.
None of your business.
I didn't say a thing.
Be serious.
- No. - You know that.
- No shit? - You've killed him. You've slayed him.
Stern... has gone...
I guarantee you we'll go up 2 full rating points if you hire this guy.
You don't possibly have another seat available for me?
Howard: Lesbians equal ratings.
because the doctor walks out, and there's the kid,
Hi.
Robin Leach: The countdown to our "Live Life Like a Millionaire Sweepstakes"
You are original. You are original, but... [Clears Throat]
Wimpy Voice: 107 FM, WRNW.
He still grew up to be a very well-adjusted individual.
You want to tame him?
I went to the doctor with my wife, and it was an awful experience,
Once a year, my old man would break down
Is anybody there? guys
My back really hurts.
and my measurements are about 38-24-34.
Kill, kill, kill the white man.
[Humming With Record]
- Don't go away. - [Buzz]
I was in a gook village, and I come upon a schoolhouse.
We just lost Stereo City.
Oh, shock...
Radio is a business, and you just cost us $40,000.
because I have a really big problem.
We hate noise. Isn't that right, Jerry?
What, the movie's over?
You're gonna play the music for the people? It doesn't...
Wait a second. Calm down, OK, Kenny?
I hit him back. He hit...
to go down to the college radio station
[Snort Snort]
Can I come in just for a second?
Hi. I'm Lance Eluxina on W N BC.
but I just don't get it.
Don't you see? I don't want them to win. I can't quit.
and say, "Howard comes to Washington."
What are you, an idiot?
Yeah, there's one at the end of the hall. Hey, Rach.
I've got to get intimate.
OK, and let's now go over to somebody who I really admire,
You're carrying our baby.
You goddam muthafucker
Come on. Don't listen to Kenny.
And I was lying in my bunk,
# Put on your red shoes #
Yes?
Thank you.
Did you say "testicles" on the air?
Howard: Thank you very much.
God damn it, get out of here!
I called, I called. I feel so different.
But that's all over with now.
But off the air, for me to be in this marriage...
and they want me to start tomorrow,
I was in Vietnam. I'd like to talk to you about it.
Come on shark, open up the door.
# I'll take you there #
I'm a stud. She was liquefied.
they're gonna be sorry they ever fired her in the first place.
It’s great to see you!
and I don't blame her because I don't trust me, either.
[Clears Throat] Listen up.
and I've rehearsed this 500 times, getting here, and I somehow got lost.
There you go. Perfectly good explanation.
I am just so madly in love with you.
It's our baby.
I never wanted anyone else in my life.
[Love Is A Many Splendored Thing Plays]
Yeah, I know.
Ooh! Standing ovation. Thank you.
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
# The earth was quakin' #
Now, that's what I would have said.
I'm telling you, I am looking for the face of an angel.
and the camp director's wife walked in.
Robin, go up to the cafeteria and get some lunch.
yeah.
- Shut up. - To make sure...
Look at these feet.
# Telling me no lies #
# WNBC #
# They'll drink my wine #
# My life is on film #
And I'll say that with no shame either!
Get out!
God, let me get away with this,
Let me get my cans on.
She thinks I'm a moron.
Didn't that feel good? That was great.
One of Italy's highest- ranking police officials,
but... mm-mmm... no.
You're beautiful.
She thinks I'm lower than scum.
Sunny skies and warm temperatures for veterans marching in parades
They just think she has some ugly boyfriend, you know?
Save me.
I think I could talk her into some hot lesbo action.
Then I guess you should go all the way.
# Doo doo ooh #
Hello?
# Shut your mouth, go away #
Hi, Ellen. This is Howard.
Hey.
I'd like to know what meeting
"B" movie star Brittany Fairchild.