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i don't hate cats either
(Whining and crashing)
No! Dude, no. She said I could come up and borrow some clothes from you.
Swim and BBQ
And very soon my parents are gonna see that
OK.
I take supplements Greg Am I new agey?
I mean, I can't believe you actually...spray-painted a cat...
Smile. You're on nanny camera!
How does he know Bob?
Really? Dad, that's great!
He was a carpenter and I figured
Are you a homeowner, Greg?
Sure.
So you know what I mean. There's lots to be made with the brownstone stuff.
That is so sweet of you. Isn't that a nice gesture?
Oh, yucky! What smells of old sour milk?
IT'S AGAINST THE LAW OF AMERICAN AIRLINES AND AIRPORT SECURITY.
OK?
I have nipples. Could you milk me?
Jack, you didn't like me from the second I walked in here!
Oh, that wasn't the airline, was it?
You want me to spend my Saturday shuttling between here and Casselberry?
Uh how about a little of both, K-Dog
Gave us a little scare, huh?
Excuse me. Hi. You lost my bag and there's a diamond ring inside it.
Thanks.
Yeah, I overheard that. So he had to ask his permission?
What's that smell?
Martha... Oh, no.
"Thanks we will get this completed ASAP"
Look how Bob did it.
Oh. That's a...that's a lovely vase.
- No, Greg. Stop it. - Stop what, Iceman?
Oh...that's OK.
He's still very much in the CIA.
Zakielarz shit
Sweet setup, Iceman!
(Hyperventilating)
Jinxy cat, Jinxy cat, where are you?
(Gasps)
just puts a big smile on my face.
Yeah, they did.
- No. - OK, then shut your pie hole
I'm Everywhere Focker
- Why don't you talk to him? - You think I should?
Focker.
You know, if nursing doesn't work out, I’d say you have a real career in espionage
..not only my best friend,
I have nipples "J." Could you milk me?
are you a pothead, focker?
Pam, Daddy's planning a covert operation in Thailand
This is a big week!
Would Be If You Tried To Pry It From My Dead, Lifeless Fingers, OK?
(Chainsaw whining)
Oh. Well, thanks, Jack.
When you realize that You missed your anniversary
I don't often get a visit from the angel of death But when I do I commit suscide
Oh, Jesus, Faulker!
No, I didn't...think you would.
You prefer a noticeably inferior firearm, Sir?
Oh, wow!
It was a BIG shot!
He can't lift the seat. He lacks the strength and opposable thumbs.
Yeah, you put this around the neck and the ribbons are for the rings.
That's OK. See anything interesting?
in Heaven.
You Tried To Milk Him, Didn’t You, You Sick Son Of A Bitch!
Oh, Jack, that's what you had your sources check out?
He interrogated double agents in the company.
Keychains Keychains everywhere
Here's what we gotta do.
- What's the matter with you? - It's only a game!
Can WhoUIs,Kilmer, & Commish be Goose?
I'll keep it on the low down "down low"
Jeff, I don't know what we're talking about.
Greg, what line of work are you in?
You gotta be careful if you call here.
Anyway, the guy said with regular watering
He’s a male nurse.
That's what 19 months in a Vietnamese prison camp'll do to you.
I'm not so sure, Jack.
Well, I'm not in junior high any more, OK?
- Nice serve, pal. - All right!
Greg, nobody's expecting much from you
Bob, you ride with me. Larry, come with your car.
Yes.
I bet you would Panama red
- (Linda) Thanks for driving, Greg. - (Tires squealing)
How about a little bit of both Drew dog
might as well go all out and pop for the full-size.
Got your seat belts on back there?
He doesn't need a machine. He's a human lie detector.
we're not living together.
- Oh, my gosh. - Oh.
- (Phone) - Oh, hold on.
You're engaged? Congratulations!
Dad, what's going on? Oh, my God.
Ah, right. 0pposable... Didn't think about that.
That's a bunch of malarkey.
Are always gray
- Oh! - Ohh!
(All) To Greg!
Kevin is Bob's best man. This is his place.
I am finished with the volcano conversation
Oh, how exciting
It's a work in progress.
Can you deal with THAT?!
I spy With my little PI
While the cancer ate away at your organs Like an unstoppable rebel force
Yeah, that'd be grea...
Um...
Yes, that would be great, thanks.
He lacks the strength in the opposite thumbs
And later, when they purchase a home, maybe it'll grace their garden.
Can he be Goose?
I'm not telling anyone anything until you answer some questions.
"Focker"!
If Florence Nightingale over here would play a little defense
He's very handy. He's an extremely handy...
It’s only a game, ImperialLuis
Come on. Oh! Taught him that in one week.
before I realized it was a mistake.
I didn't lose your anything, sir.
Oh, Greg, that was lovely.
Lacrosse Camp?
What's the matter with you, conti? - It's only a game!
Yeah, that's... Didn't they just meet a few months ago?
Zach talk Thai
Jinxy! Jinxy!
Uh...how about a little of both...
That's our Gran-Gran.
I know I signed for it... Don't tell me... What?
is one of the rarest and most beautiful flowers in existence.
I won't hurt you #
or the Long Island Expressway, is that understood?
- 'I don't think so, sir.' - Really, you don't? Hey!
Do you want to marry her?
? ?
No, he didn't have to.
He is. We have the best time together.
Greg, how come you don't like cats?
All right.
(Man) This is not part of my job description.
That smell, Bob, is our effluent runoff
(SCOFFS) Bobby D. can’t box muay thai
How? 15 minutes to go and the ring bearer's missing.
Yeah.
Nice do. Nice do.
True. Interesting color. You pick it?
Cop out? I guess I'd have to say Jesus.
Good. I'll meet you at the 0yster Bay drugstore in about 20 minutes.
Mew, mew, mew.
NI Grammars clinging on to transfer tests be like...
Almost Almost
I'm not raising my voice. This would be raising my voice!
- Say hello. Wave to Greg. - Hello, Jinx.
0f course.
- Both our daughters are in love. - That's what I'm worried about.
But you didn't pick it.
Look at this! He almost destroyed the wedding because he lied!
Tu restes fou jusqu'au dernier jour