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THIS IS MY FIRST WEDDING OF MINE THAT I'VE EVER BEEN SOBER FOR.
I'M SUPPOSED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE.
I'VE NEVER DONE THAT.
I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY. ARE PEOPLE TALKING?
YES, GO. YOU SHOULD GO.
I'M FINE.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
I THINK I READ THAT SOMEWHERE.
I THOUGHT I WAS SEEING THINGS.
YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, IT'S GOOD TO HEAR, BUT I KIND OF KNEW THAT.
UH, T.J. THROWING HIS TIGHTS AT THE BACHELORS
THANK YOU.
MUCKY DUCK!
WITH YOUR "HE'S IN PHILADELPHIA" STUFF.
OR MACHIAVELLI FOR MONTHS.
HI.
OKAY. GREAT. THANKS. BYE.
I FEEL KIND OF BAD.
I'VE MET THOSE BOYS. THEY'RE INNOCENT.
HE'S DRIVING?
YOU HAVE BEEN SO GOOD TO ME AND FOR ME.
FOUND A WAY AROUND THAT. I SEE. YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?
WELL, DON'T DO ME ANY FAVORS.
YOU HEAR ME? HISTORY!
OH...PITY.
SHE WAS JUST THINKING I WAS LONELY, AND DIAPER BOY WAS NICE.
I DO HAVE ONE THING TO RUN BY YOU.
I LOVE YA.
NO WAY! NO WAY!
OR THAT LAST GUY MAKING OUT WITH CRAZY CARRIE?
SHE WAS TRYING TO BE UP FRONT WITH YOU, AND THAT'S GOOD.
HE'S GONNA WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE.
YEAH. LET'S NOT REPEAT THAT.
I THINK THERE'S A HOOFER BURIED DEEP INSIDE THERE, DON'T YOU?
* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *
AND LANE IS TRYING SO HARD. GIRLS.
WANT TO SEE HER PICTURE? SURE.
SO, HARD TO FIGURE OUT
WHY AREN'T YOU SEEING ANYBODY?
AND YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
OH, I JUST TAPED UP MY OWN BOXES.
WHO HAD A SATURDAY FINAL, TOO.
I COULD BE MARRIED MOST OF MY LIFE TO HIM.
That isn't your mail
AW, THAT WASN'T SO FUNNY.
ARE YOU CRAZY? PROBABLY.
WHEN YOUR MOM OR YOUR GRANDMOTHER
LEONARD FLEMING?
WE CAME HERE WITH JONAH.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS, YOU RATS!
ONLY SAY "NO" IF YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE WITH ME.
YOU COULD LIMIT THE REPORTS TO JUST SIGNIFICANT SIGHTINGS.
I BET WE'LL ALL LIKE IT.
I'VE BEEN IN THIS COUNTRY 20 YEARS. I GET THINGS.
AND WHO BE YOU, KIND SIR? T.J.'s BROTHER.
THIS PACKAGE IS FOR LIZ DANES.
GRAHAM, REDICK HAS A 96% FREE-THROW AVERAGE.
I'M PROBABLY GONNA REMEMBER THIS ONE.
WE'RE HOMO SAPIENS, NOT ROCKS.
AND I TAGGED ALONG ON THIS STUPID OUTING TONIGHT.
DID YOU SAY "GOODBYE" TO YOUR MOM?
WELL, AS YOUR MAILMAN, I HEREBY RESIGN.
EVERYBODY HAS BEEN PESTERING ME ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE THIS WEEK.
I HEARD ONE OF THEM CALL HER BOYFRIEND
HI, IT'S ME.
AS INNOCENT AS IF SHE WAS LIVING WITH TWO GIRLS.
GOOD LOOKING, RUNS A MUTUAL FUND,
YOU WERE YOUNG...I HOPE.
YOU SEEM NERVOUS. I'M NOT NERVOUS.
I MEAN, THIS FOOD IS AMAZING.
CLOCKWISE! CAN'T YOU TELL TIME?