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No...
SNOWDEN: Well, in the first part of my day,
which is signals intelligence. (KEYBOARD CLACKING)
Did some skeet shooting with my dad a few times,
LINDSAY: You okay down there?
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Can you just please... I'm asking you, can you delete them?
EWEN: XKeyscore.
Get the hell out here! Get the hell out of my barracks!
You interested?
and restore it again.
What does that do?
SENATOR WYDEN: Thank you, and I'll have additional questions
I did, I just... I can't take that stuff, it makes me groggy,
(RECRUITS GRUNTING, PANTING)
LINDSAY: We're not usually supposed to submit our own work,
After you. Oh, thank you.
(LOCK OPENING)
Okay. I'll call 'em. Hey!
and this is my DIA instructor's badge.
Fucking bullshit! I've done nothing to you!
You mind placing your bag down there, sir?
This is a photo of me with Michael Hayden,
ALL: Happy birthday!
John and Cindy McCain voted, and then they landed in Colorado
Look at me.
Yeah. Okay.
Let me think about it.
no names, no specifics, anything ongoing
Oh, thank you. I really appreciate that.
The NSA is really tracking every cell phone in the world.
(STUTTERS) Well, it's not... I don't do anything,
Stop!
We just need a web portal to catalogue it, make it searchable.
And I had a stable life.
(SIGHS)
You didn't say we had to do it in order, sir.
What is your sin of choice?
There was this one night, uh, towards the end,
So... (CLEARS THROAT) Now we have the lawyers to deal with. And no doubt the White House.
And then you have to watch all of that guy's contacts.
MALE REPORTER: Ten days have now gone by, as the world looks for Edward Snowden.
A couple months ago.
The security of the HR site is not your problem.
SNOWDEN: Yeah, you're right.
(CHUCKLES) Huh?
SNOWDEN: They were not as thrilled to learn that we wanted them to help us
you format and destroy all the data immediately.
is fixed with a big-ass antenna,
I do. Yeah.
Military industrial happiness management.
I won't let you down.
including Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, Facebook,
(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON PA)
They're stateless. Yeah.
And the worst?
Collating from multiple agencies,
Ed.
Um, sorry.
and hold it accountable,
Yeah. I should probably lay down on a soft bed
Was I little? Wait! (LAUGHING)
Look, I had access to the entire intelligence community.
(CLAPPING) Perfect! Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you!
They weren't that long ago.
You're also being ordered to follow most world leaders
And then the big new challenge,
And I think anybody that's making that argument,
but you just keep reminding yourself,
and contacts over time.
No, thank you.
LINDSAY: So that's what the Band-Aids are about, then?
would become munchie heaven for a thousand geeks, right?
Thirty-eight minutes.
SNOWDEN: Mr. O'Brian?
Costs $4 billion to deploy.
are all of our SIGINT programs specifically targeted?
This is over Pakistan.
They can't shut this down now. And we've got four more days of it.
to privacy rights, to Internet freedom,
Have a seat.
You're right. Won't happen again.
Did you get them?
Well, then, Snowden, you've come to the right little whorehouse.
No, this is bullshit.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
I'm 29 years old.
That's gonna depend on the eye of the beholder.
PATRICK: Yeah. Are we set?
SNOWDEN: You're right.
You're welcome.
Terrorism's a short-term threat.
No, I wouldn't want to put her in any danger.
(ALL LAUGHING)
diplomatic cables to give the U.S.
HANK: Yes. Top of my class. Like you. What, here?
(INHALES DEEPLY)
If you take more than eight, you will fail.
I need you on my tower, gentlemen! Let's move!
the Obama administration is collecting the phone records
I'm pretty sure that the State Department has no offices in Virginia.
Hey, have a good weekend, man.
It's 1:00 p.m. in New York.
'Cause I tried to pick up your prescription,
Every time I felt like I was finally letting go of all the anxiety
Okay, look, let's stick to family in Geneva.
And then they're gonna come for me.
The Post says they're extracting audio,
SNOWDEN: When you're really happy,
The first supercomputer.
you're being watched and recorded.
Sit down.
Any luck?
And he's currently banging Geraldine and Julie.
Not who, what.
TREVOR: Okay. Get back to work, guys.
MAN: Excuse me. Uh-huh.
and they'll come as SQL injections and malware.
Script kiddies.
MAN: I'm still trying to access...
(DOG BARKING)
What's keeping you safe is that you don't know anything.
And you're willing to just rip it all up again?
For prosperity, order.
if I was the only one that thought this was crazy.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
Shift's long, day and night. I don't remember.